21 posts tagged “women”

I originally found this photo on a web site that I refuse to use this space to further promote, so I'll be a non-linking bitch and just make my point:

Does anyone else find men that look like this to be TOTALLY not sexy what so ever?

This dude is literally the male equivalent of a fake-chested, bleach blonde bimbo in terms of what people supposedly find attractive. Really, ladies? Do any of you see this dude and get turned on? 

This picture is closer to what I see gay men emulating as their ideal on Ed's man meat sites than anything close to what myself or any of my female friends would ever date. Is he ugly? Not at all. Would I ever date him? Not based off his looks. He's just the wrong kind of good-looking to get me revved up... 

I just think that it's a fucking joke when people think women will respond to "sexy men" like this. We're not guys. We're not "visual" the way they are. Chippendales? Gross. OK? Sick. A sweaty dude swinging his shirt around in the air and walking around stage like a shameless whore isn't appealing or empowering to me or most women I know. I want to say "Honey, put your shirt on. You look cold and ridiculous." It's just an embarrassment to think that any woman could be as base as to find this appealing or to think that this is "for them". This is not "for women". That Santa dude is a model who basically was paid to degrade himself for an entire sex of people who, for the most part, really don't fucking care about his muscles or his decently attractive face as much as they'd like him to come to their house and say "You look really pretty. I'll happily date you and no one else. What did you think about Slumdog Millionaire?"

Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. But between dumb novelty cards that feature bemuscled men wearing nothing but a hat on their dick, the way desires of housewives are portrayed in movies and generally spending my life being told that this is what is sexy for women... I gotta say it: This is not sexy. It's not. That dude looks like he'd have pubic lice if there was a hair on his body. And he looks unintelligent, vapid and generally uninteresting. if you were to tell me he was able to stack a degree in film or biology on top of those guns of his, that would be a different story. But you can't tell that from a photo of a cheesy looking man in a tacky costume... and that's exactly my point.

What do you guys think? Do any WOMEN out there find this attractive? And men who like men... What about you? If you saw homeboy at the Abbey, would you also assume he's been hanging out at the Gold's on Cole and Santa Monica far too long to have an intelligent bone in his body? 

Feel free to shock me, but I just have this feeling that the majority of people with vaginas wouldn't stop and look at this photo for more than a moment without rolling their eyes. 

And drinking more water!

Hey... so do these girls want to call me so we can hang out? We appear to be more similar than dissimilar.

But I really like Mindy Kaling. I like everything about her. Everything that I know anyway. She could be heinous, who knows?

I forgot about this video I made with Ed and our friend Brian that we met through improv at UCB. It's pretty hilarious to me. I whip out the expression "Virgin/Whore Complex" pretty quickly. I was big on figuring out other people's problems back then.

Maybe he doesn't love you because you appear to be spineless.

How embarrassing it must be to have one secret and this be it.

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"In our every deliberation we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations."
- The Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy

All of a sudden, I am seeing more and more people make outlandish statements against Obama in an attempt to "reclaim" being conservative and it honestly makes me sick. Men and women in their mid-20s thinking that they are being bold by coming out as Republicans or something. Ya know, like... opposite day shit. Flipping the switch on us, if you will.

It's unforgivable to me when I see women doing this. I would say that I hope they all get knocked up immediately after they have their abortion rights taken from them, but I know that for most of these broads, being forced to carry a child they aren't prepared financially or emotionally to take care of and marrying the father because it's the "right thing to do" would be more freeing than having to go out and do something with their lives that involve French's green bean casserole and cheap flatware. We raise them really strong here in the States, don't we?

I can't pretend that I spend my time reading up on every aspect of this election or politics in general. I don't. But I feel like I have a pretty fair sense of right and wrong and common decency, even if I don't always chose to display it. I don't think it's going to be possible to fix the problems we have in one presidential term or two or eight. It's going to take many, many decades to get us on track again (if we ever really were on track in the first place.) That being said, we can't stop our thinking beyond the next four years. If these all these pro-life types were really using their noggins, they'd perhaps ponder the fact that they are contributing to a society that all of these babies are going to have to live in well past our existence. I'd give Bush back the extra 600 bucks he gave me this year to ensure that my kid's kid's kid's kids will have a place to live and a means of employment, but maybe that's just my crazy lady-feelings talking.