136 posts tagged “wagandstuff”

new endeavors

Feb 5, 2009
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FIRST OF ALL: If you think I've stopped blogging, you're bananas. I'm just over here at Tumblr: molls.tumblr.com

I moved there because Vox won't let me host ads. I could make up some excuse about the interface being better, but it's really not that great in my opinion. I liked Vox a lot but I simply cannot afford to work on something all day that can't pay me.

If you haven't been following my blog over at the new spot, let me catch you up on my life right now. The Molls Show is kicking butt and we just released Episode 2 today and soon you'll be able to find it on Hulu and many other sites that syndicate the top content on the web. I have been going on some auditions, pitch meetings and other creative/general meetings although nothing has fully paid off yet. During the day I've just been trying to keep the blog fresh and poppin' per usual while applying for jobs on Craig's List, knitting scarves to sell on Etsy and vlogging. And ya know, just keeping it real as always. I feel like in some sense I've become the prime example of how this recession is affecting people in my field left and right. I am smart, capable, experienced and ready to work... yet there are no jobs for me. I'm trying the best I can right now to pay the bills in a creative way so that I don't have to abandon blogging and my readers. Part of me knows that if I wasn't so consistent with my blogging I would lose some of the presence that I have worked hard to build and that's a big fear for me. I'm not Britney Spears. I can't take off and live a "normal life" for two years and then release an album and be back on top. I gotta keep my slow climb going, ya know?

On that note, I am now offering a new service. I am selling custom made videos to my readers and followers who might like that sort of thing. Here is what I have printed in my Etsy ad:

OK, so some of you guys probs know me from my super awesome internet videos. If you don't, you're crazy! Get with the now! I'm all over the place! I actually don't even think that highly of myself, it's just a freakin' fact.
So check this: If you buy one of these vids, I will personalize a video with either the topic of your choice or anything I feel like doing that I'm pretty sure you'd enjoy. Then I'll set it up for you on Vimeo with a password protection (or for open viewing if you choose) and then you can do whatever the hell you want with it.
Here are some occasions you might like to order a video for:
-Valentine's Day
-A loved one's birthday
-Your own birthday
-Masturbation (hey, man- whatever!)
-Getting a promotion at work
-Having a particularly shitty day
-Finding out your tumor has shrunk
I will also break up with your signif oths for you, tell your mom your gay, lie to your professor and say that you interned for me or tell you that you're special and that you mean something to me in a convincing enough manner that it will boost your self-esteem. Whatever you want. I'll do it... EXCEPT:
-Nothing pornographic or that makes me uncomfortable on that level.
-Learn a dance routine. C'mon. That's worth more than 50 smackers.
Videos will run about 2 minutes in length and no more than 5 minutes (the standard for web videos. Trust me. Go to Funny or Die or YouTube. Most successful videos don't run over that length.) If you would like me to say, read you a chapter book, you will have to purchase multiple videos. I will not purchase any costumes and/or props, but I do have a huge collection of "hilarious things" that I will likely incorporate in to the video.
That's pretty much it. If you have questions you can email me at mollymcaleer [!at] gmail.com
I love you.

So far I've filmed a couple of motivation speeches/cheer up videos, I'm working on a parody that should go up later tonight or tomorrow and this music video which I filmed all day yesterday and had a total blast doing:

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And keep in mind, I will make you a video for ANYTHING! You're a DJ who wants a good viral video to pimp your track? Give me 24 hours and an idea of what you want and I'll make you a video. Gotta special someone and you want a unique way to surprise them? Have the internet's most shameless lady give her props. Running for Mayor of your small town? How about a big-time internet endorsement from your girl Molls? Want to get back on Weight Watchers but you can't get over that initial hump? I'll give you all the moral support and/or tough love you need. Basically, you want it, you got it. *And don't forget, homies. My blog got 51k hits in January and it climbs every month. You're not just paying for a video, I also can provide you with an outlet for your video to be SEEN!*

CLICK HERE TO ORDER A VIDEO.

Also, if you don't care for a video but you want to help out your main bitch and her puppy, you can now make a donation to Wagandstuff's College Fund.

I love you. Deeply.

my parents just left for florida

Dec 31, 2008
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I've been waiting to do this for 2 weeks

so I immediately got stoned, dressed up like a pirate and blasted some jams with my dog.

the clark gable of dogs

Dec 27, 2008
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hazzing too many handsomes

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awesome

things i have

Dec 26, 2008
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kissins

I got this hoodie at my mom's store.

I got this dog from my vagina.

christandstuff

Dec 24, 2008
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my very own elf

Getting in to the Christmas spirit or whatever.

just wanted to say heyyyyyyy

Dec 23, 2008
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Photo 55

we've all learned a lesson or two from linda hogan

Dec 22, 2008
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It's true. I have learned two big things from Linda Hogan this year:

1) Don't leave your husband (aka the source of your wealth) and hook up with your kid's 19 year old friend

and

2) Don't let your chihuahua get hit by a car in your own driveway.

This morning around 6:30, my step dad was taking off for work (late, I think-- he usually leaves around 5:30 or something because he's hardcore about work), and my mom and I were getting the dogs ready to go for a quick morning walk.

Up until yesterday, Wags has never been off-leash because we live in a city and he's a maniac. He would run away from me and into traffic and not even know what he's doing. Since this part of the universe is covered in snowflakes, Wags can't go too far without freezing his junk off and I knew he'd stay close to me, so I let him out the door of the house and into the driveway without a thought.

Where does he run? To the bushes to pee? Certianly not! We have Persian rugs! Why would he urinate on a common bush when their are heirlooms to destroy? He didn't run to the track that he was running around in the backyard either. Nope. Not even into the middle of the black ice covered street.... Wags ran to find warmth behind the back left wheel of my step dad's running Jeep. Right as he was about to pull out of the driveway.

So, like, I go in to Mom Mode when my son is being threatened. I have taken after him barefoot out many a front door and down driveways into the street. That's happened. This was worse in some ways because 1) He was in extremely close to a running vehicle's back wheel 2) It's fucking cold and my step dad had his heat running, the windows up and was probably a little tired. I run out of the house after Wags, waving my hands in the air like I was landing some sort of aircraft screaming at my step dad "DON'T MOVE!". At this point my step dad waves at me and I'm all "Fuck, he thinks I'm saying hello or something" so to make sure he knew what was up, I pretty much lay down on the ground behind his car, reaching for my dog who wont come to me because he's found "the warm spot" or something. Like, basically Wagandstuff is being a clueless prick. He starts snarling at me and then a moment later, my mother, as we are both frantically trying to keep his young life from ending.

Finally as a last resort, I just start running around the driveway trying to make Wags think I'm leaving him, because that's the only thing that will motivate that little Mama's Boy bitch to move. I take off in to the house, nearly breaking the screen door and he eventually takes the bait and runs after me in to the kitchen.

It was then that I yelled at him profusely using a lot of adult human words that he doesn't understand until I felt he had suffered enough to earn himself a treat.

You guys, that little shithead that runs my life almost died this morning in my very own driveway. Just like Linda Hogan's chihuahua did when her bodyguard backed over him. That was pretty fucked up.

Happy Birthday, Wagandstuff!

Happy being alive still, Wagandstuff.

let's make an ill maze

Dec 21, 2008
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My brother just looked at me outside and said “Yo, lets make an ill maze.”

What we did instead was make a dog track, which we are now racing the dogs in (Cam and Wags and the neighborhood puppy, Bailey.)

My money is on my little man, for sure.

speaking of things that are super

Dec 20, 2008
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How does your dog tell you to stop reading Karrine Steffans aka SUPER HEAD’s book?

He pukes on it.

Chicken pot pie, ladies and gents. Fed to him by my idiot brother.

puppy behaviors

Dec 18, 2008
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he looks scared of me :(

This is my mom's dog Cam aka Cameo aka Cam Neely Foundation aka Camantha. He's a rat terrier and he's one of the sweetest, most well behaved dogs ever.

On the other hand, my mom had a conversation with me today about perhaps putting some sort of punishment collar with Wagandstuff because, you guys? I am that mother. I am the mother with the child who is running around the playground, throwing other kids to the ground, stealing people's snacks and lunch money, lookin' all kinds of ragged all the time because he wont sit still to washed and brushed. I am that mom. I stand there and watch these behaviors and I say "He's fine. He's adorable. He can do whatever he'd like. It's fine." I need to work on that 1) So I don't mess up my dog's life and he's able to have more fun and be more likable to other people. 2) So that I don't wind up raising any actual children like that because I'm kind of afraid that I would. And that would ruin lives.

I just don't like yelling at him.