44 posts tagged “video”

so I immediately got stoned, dressed up like a pirate and blasted some jams with my dog. 

The other night my mom came home really drunk from a party with my step dad and she asked to make a video with me. She wanted to talk cooking in her crockpot. 

Oh, and this was her when she just came in the door:

My cousin Fiona came up to my area last night and we hit up some of my old college spots and once we were sufficiently wasted, we made our way down to Fenway and went to Tequila Rain on Lansdowne. There we proceeded to drink tons of tequila and the last thing I remember was Fiona's boyfriend telling us a story about some girl he knew who was tripping on mushrooms and then stripped in front of a party full of people and then proceeded to finger herself on the ground while licking the living room carpet. Honestly, I think laughing at that story made me black out. 

And this is me today:

Basically I turn into the biggest dork ever when I go home. Or I keep it really real. Same diff. 

Hey... so do these girls want to call me so we can hang out? We appear to be more similar than dissimilar.

OK, so I'm making videos all the time for my upcoming web show, but we're waiting on a couple things before it's ready for the public.

1) It's not done being built by the good people at Tumblr yet, but OMG! You guys! You won't even believe how much like, a magical website making fairy crawled in to a nook in my mind and found the most amazing website design ever and that the magical fairy was named Justine? Justine designed the dopest website ever. When you guys see it, whenever it goes live, you will shit yourselves seven times and then promptly die. If I wasn't so excited about the show, I would advise you to never go to the site out of concern for your life, but I am convinced that you'll be convinced it was WELL WORTH IT.

2) Money, yo. We needs it. A sponsor. The Molls Show is already going to be next level, but we want to take it to level nexter, and that involves booze, whores and piles of cash. Or just some cash. We will get our own booze and whores. In fact, I have half a liter of vodka in the freezer and I'm still youthful and in no need of soliciting a professional woman! Fuck it! Problem solved!

Anyway, in the meantime, I'm going to make promos once in awhile to keep your interest sparked or completely repulse you. My goal is to drive away non-believers and hold the ones that get it extra, super close.

I love you.

Deeply and stuff.

That's what I have to say about that.

I saw Kirsten Dunst on Larchmont today with Boner Party. Then I sat in his car and bad mouthed her while I ate a cupcake.

OK, like.... this is so dumb. But it's awesome when you watch it exactly once and imagine how annoying it would be if your friends had one. I don't know, man. I'm pretty obsessed with the symbolism of this entire video. And apparently whoever owns this pineapple only shops at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Also, the person who posted it on YouTube goes by the username neverforgetyou24, which is pretty amazing.