1 post tagged “tucker max”

THIS is Tucker Max? The man that woman after woman throws herself at just for the opportunity to say that they've personally bagged him? I've seen many photos of him, but never one this terrible. People always say "that's a bad photo of me". Well, here's the deal: If you take a photo that's bad, it means that you are actually capable of being that ugly. What I can see in this picture is what I would see if I was in a relationship with this man and we got into a fight and I visually reduced him to his ugliest form. That happens when you fight with someone you love. All of a sudden you notice that they have a pimple next to their lip or that their hair line is receding more so that you ever realized before... and that's exactly what would happen if I were to ever date a man this naturally unattractive. Mid-fight I would realize that I'd spent the last several months of my life with a man who looks like a state school frat boy with downs syndrome and I'd have to dump him right then and there. He actually is stupid looking, and although he can string some sentences together, the content of them is about as intelligent as his appearance is decent. It's fucking not.