3 posts tagged “ti”
You can't really tell, but my mom is soooo ghetto. In a suburban honkey kind of way. Her necklace? It was a pin that said "Mother" that she had turned into a Carrie Bradshaw necklace.
Now she just needs to be swingin' her rag:
These kids are my jam.
Of course we're talking about our new favorite song:
Sorry, this song has so many levels it's ridiculous. First of all, "Hey, Jim?" Twice? On point. Secondly, he says something about her giving such good blow jobs that she must have went to college. There's a clever double entendre there, something about "brains", but... basically he's saying he knows his lady is college educated because of the way she gives a beej, and that's like, next-level buckwild. If you don't get that, you're reading the wrong blog. I'm sure the AOL Homepage has something for you.
