12 posts tagged “this is what i'd like to have happen”
I want cookies right now.
And red velvet cake.
And an iced coffee.
While I'm going bananas, I'd also like a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel.
Some cookie dough ice cream would be nice, too.
An hour or so later I'd be ready for an In and Out with grilled onions and extra pickles.
I'd like all of this to be served to me in bed.
I'll feed myself, though.
KTNXBAI.
Can anyone tell me what channel the Oscar nominations are airing on? I have a lot of work to do tonight and I'll be up late, so I'd love not to wake up at 5 AM and have to figure this out the old fashioned way.
Please, please, please: If you can answer this question, you will be seriously helping me/my sanity out.
Email me at mollsshewrote@gmail.com.
If you read this blog and you know the answer and you don't email me, you're not as good of a person as you should be. Just sayin'.
What if I had a show on Oprah's new network, OWN?
Yeah, OWN. As in "That owns face" or "Having my own show on Oprah's new network would totally own".
So yeah, so here's what my show would be:
It would be called MollsNThings and it would be me talking to people who interest me about subjects that interest me. It would rarely cover anything newsworthy. Like, I could have Ron Jeremy on and we'd talk about how much fun New Wave music was and do our impressions of what we'd think it'd sound like if The Strokes covered "Too Shy" by Kajagoogoo. Then we'd probably eat some snacks or try on fun hats from the Fun Hat Corner of the set. Or what if I had on someone like Mary Kay Letourneau and we talked about fish they find in the ocean that look kind of like mermaids? And then she gave us her mother's brownie recipe? And then because it's on OWN we give everyone a bunch of free shit? But the important thing to remember is that this would all work some how without being all over the place. Somehow we'll have it make perfect sense.
Anyway, that's just what I was thinking could maybe happen sometime in the future.
These Christian Louboutin shoes were on Oprah today and I lost my shit:
I am not even a shoe person but those are off the meat racks.
These are the ones I'd prob get because they are way versatile:
Selfish, obvs.
... to make me a present for my 24th birthday.
Last week I asked people to photoshop or paint me a picture, write me a haiku, make me a video, ANYTHING I can post on my blog for my birthday. You have until Thursday!
Don't forget to email them to your favorite Molls:
mollsshewrote@gmail.com
I'll be 24 on January 10th. That's very soon.
Please make me a present.
If you read this blog, you know I post videos and pictures all the time, and I now want to see what you can do... Make me a video for my birthday? Or draw me a picture in Paint? Photoshop my head on the entire cast of Family Matters? Or OMG, would you write me a haiku?
I'd like it to be something I can post on this blog, so please: as much as you think I might want a video of your dick for my birthday, keep in mind that that's not the point of this.
Anything can be sent to mollsshewrote@gmail.com. I'll post everything that I receive on the 10th.
If you're thinking about doing this but aren't sure if you should... do it. It would be sad for me if everyone had second thoughts and the internet that I love so much rejected me so cruelly on the day of my birth.
My apartment is huge and kind of bare. I kind of hate it right now. I want to throw away everything I own and move to a studio somewhere else in Koreatown but realistically that can't happen, so I'll just try and make this situation more interesting and livable.
I want to get posters printed for really cheap. I only need one of each of them. Any suggestions?
I'm going to take my favorite PostSecret cards blown up on posters. I just figure they won't be something I get tired of looking at and I have tons of wall space. Also, I like to feel sorry for myself and cry a lot, so these will definitely facilitate that.
Ideally, I'd like to pay under ten bucks for each poster because I'm going to want 15-20 of them.
Actually, ideally they would be for free... but if that can't happen they should be really cheap.
If you have any ideas, email me. THANKKKKSSSS
If you are one of the following people/places, please stop sending me emails:
John Kerry
BevMo!
Bliss Spa
Area Nightclub
The British Online Lottery
Thank you,
Molls
Best horoscope EVER! I'm totally down for 2008 now!
Capricorn Horoscope for December 2007
By Susan Miller Have you ever watched a gold medal Olympic athlete just prior to
putting on her performance? Winners are never distracted. They tend to
spend time alone, centering themselves, going through their upcoming
performance in their mind, imagining every detail of their routine or
race so that they can recreate in real life that perfect performance
that exists in their mind. Preparation matters, for gold medals are won
by millimeters. Dear Capricorn, this sense of preparedness describes what you need
to do at the start of December. You are about to be crowned celestial
favorite for all of 2008 by Jupiter, the planet of gifts and luck, on
December 18. On that day, Jupiter will enter Capricorn for the first
time since 1996 and make this a year of unprecedented opportunity and
personal growth. With five planets in your area of strategy and secret,
behind-the-scenes preparations, you will be involved in many talks that
will help you put the finishing touches on a project that you have been
working on for a while and that is critical to your future. You won't
want to launch anything important prior to December 18 - wait until
then or until the new moon January 8 instead. Keep in mind, however,
that Mercury will go retrograde on January 28, and you will want to
keep as far from that date as you can! On December 11, there will be a monumental meeting of Jupiter and
Pluto, a well-anticipated aspect that occurs every thirteen years. This
conjunction will bring you in contact with a very powerful VIP who will
want you to keep his or her involvement under wraps. He or she will
have the power to rock your world - this person has all the right
contacts, so respect this person's wishes. Not a word! As you begin December, you will have almost no sign that so many
benefits are about to flow your way - trust that it will. When it does,
it will arrive gently and quietly but will keep building. In hindsight
you will see that the very best new parts of your life showed up at the
end of 2007 and during the course of 2008. Both personally and professionally, doors will open for you, giving
you the kind of access and opportunity you've rarely enjoyed so far.
Influential people will want to see you do well, and you'll need to be
very specific about how they can help you if asked. Your health will
improve impressively, and you'll likely travel more often in 2008 than
you have in any previous year in recent memory. Your only danger will be to accept too many of the offers and spread
yourself too thin. As you move forward, be selective. Focus in on the
areas with the biggest potential to maximize this trend. As you begin your countdown toward this date in the first half of
December, take a moment to center yourself. Re-examine your priorities
and decide if you'd like to reorder them. If you have outgrown certain
goals, there's no harm in deleting those and updating your list by
adding one or two new ones. Also, be sure to create an open space for the universe to fill. If
you are too overscheduled, overbooked, and lacking in free time, you
will be like a computer with no more memory space - you'll be
overwhelmed and ready to crash! You won't be able to add the new, and
that would be a shame. On December 20, Jupiter will conjoin Mercury, an annual event, a day
that would be ideal to sign a contract. (Mercury rules negotiations and
agreements of all kinds.) Jupiter only aligns with Mercury once a year
- this is a rare and special day, and they will meet in Capricorn. You
may also travel on this day, or buy a device that helps you communicate
more effectively, like a computer, iPhone, or BlackBerry, for example,
and if you do, you'll love it. Travel taken on this day, December 20, or December 29, would be outstanding. A very important moment will come over the weekend of December
22-23, when Jupiter conjuncts the Sun. I call this the luckiest day of
the year - an annual event we all love and always look forward to. If
you have been dating, this weekend could bring an exciting, heartfelt
engagement. If so, you will have chosen an ideal time to promise your
love, the day when Jupiter conjoins the Sun. If you are married, on this day, which also happens to be the full
moon in your relationship sector, you will feel quite adored by your
partner. You are about to enjoy the closeness you have built together
over the years and perhaps advance to a new level in coming months. If you are invited to a party over the weekend of December 22-23, this should be an outstanding celebration, and you must go! No sweetheart or spouse? You can use this outstanding time to seal
an important business alliance. Do so in the days leading to this
weekend (as the aspect is building in energy) because it will be
unlikely you'll get together on this weekend. Stunningly lucrative
results from this alliance will arrive over time. Financially, near December 22-23, you could do very well and reverse
so many of the fears and frustrations you've had about credit, loans,
taxes, and joint finances during July 2005 to September 2007. While not
all of that period may have been distressing for you, it is likely
about nine months of that period was, and happily this aspect will help
you correct things. It's worth buying a number of charity raffle tickets over this
weekend, or a few scratch-off lotto tickets. Make sure the drawing will
take place over this weekend. (That's why I like scratch-off tickets -
you can control the date the prize is "awarded.") Don't go overboard
buying too many and don't enter contests that have outlandish odds.
Stay reasonable and you could win a nice prize over December 22-23. If you were born on December 22 or 23, or within five days of these
dates, you will have a double dip of luck immediately as well as
throughout your birthday year! Wow! With Venus about to tour your social sector (eleventh house) from
December 5 to 29, your dance card should be quite full, and your only
problem will be how to fit in all the events you want to attend. If at
some point during December's first three weeks you feel a little tired
or frazzled, it's OK to beg off some of the invitations. The best ones
will arrive after December 20, so it's worth resting up for those. For New Year's Eve, it looks like someone you know from work may be
giving a party, and this person may be a co-worker or boss, but either
way, this party looks special. If you like the people you work with,
go! This party looks like fun. On so many levels you are due for exciting growth, dear Capricorn. A
year from now you will look back at where you stood at this time and be
astounded by the growth and successes you will achieve on both a
personal and professional level. You won't want to return to your old
way of life because it will seem too small and unsophisticated by
comparison. You will travel far and wide in the coming year too, and
you will learn from places you go and people you meet. You are walking
over the threshold of the best year of your life. Are you excited yet?
You should be! Romantic evenings: December 10 - 12, 15, 18, 20, 22 - 23, and 27 - 29. Make a promise to a partner: December 22 or 23 Summary: You are on the cusp of the very best period of your life, when the
whole world is about to open up for you like a big beautiful hibiscus
flower, dear Capricorn! Jupiter, the planet of luck and happiness, will
enter Capricorn on December 18 for a year's stay, a privilege you've
not had since 1996. Think back to mid-2003 to mid-2005. During part of that period,
depending on your exact birthday, you went through a very difficult
time. For example, if you have a December birthday, you found the end
of 2003 and early 2004 hardest, but if you were born, say, near January
15, you found late 2004 through early 2005 hardest. Now the universe
will make a correction and as hard as it was then, you will have just
the opposite - nothing but wonderful developments, coming one right
after the other. It matters not what your main wish may be - to find true love, to
make money, to climb the ladder of success at work, to buy a house, or
travel internationally - you name it, and send it out into the wild
blue yonder. Once you state your desire and set out to achieve it, the
universe will respond in kind. Jupiter has been associated with
miracles too, so keep that in mind. To get the most out of your coming year, take a little time at the
start of the month to think about what you'd like to achieve in the
coming year. Go over goals and redesign your list if necessary. Your
practical nature will allow you to choose the goals that offer the
biggest potential. At the same time, think big and don't sell yourself
short. The coming year is a year unlike any you've ever seen. You will
have great help from influential people, but when they ask, you should
not blink - you'll need to know precisely what you want. Have
confidential talks and assess goals from December 9 to 20. Within that period, on December 11 you may have a secret strategy
meeting that turns out so well! An influential person may want to help
you get to the next level. If so, you'll have to keep this person's
involvement mum - no problem there! Don't launch any new ventures until
after December 18 for best results. Your best day this month will occur when Jupiter meets the Sun on
December 22-23, the time I call the luckiest of the whole year. You
should be thrilled with developments within your relationship, and also
with financial news. You may get a nice check or a very generous gift
from someone who loves you. Some Capricorns will get engaged at this time, and if that describes
you, you will have chosen the most heavenly time ever to do so. Other
Capricorns will sign business deals, and similarly, those readers will
do very well, too. You might want to take a chance on a small contest,
because on top of all your other luck, you could win that as well! Be sure to celebrate this coming New Year, dear Capricorn! It just may be the very best year of your life!
In regard to a stressful work conversation this evening:
