molls...she wrote

keeping it real klassy

2008-07-17T21:41:44Z

"You have never done that with anybody but me. That is a gross misrepresentation of our marriage." - A husband on last night's repeat of Wife Swap after he's discovered that his wife was demonstrating body shotsk while on her swap. Look....

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let's play a game...

2008-06-03T01:31:16Z

Guess what this person is dressed up as... Give up??? Dina Lohan.

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ouch

2008-06-01T16:46:45Z

Last night my creative director Slippy Jenkins (hahahaha) and I decided to shoot some cool shit in the installation outside of LACMA. Whatever we made is going to turn out fucking awesome and it should seeing as I nearly broke my arm in the proc...

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confession

2008-05-21T16:39:18Z

I never watched American Idol before this season, and I only started because I am required to for work. Well, let me tell you... I have sat here with my TiVo every Wednesday morning for like, 20-something weeks and bawled my eyes out at every sin...

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my apologies

2008-05-19T08:05:45Z

I should start by saying that I never thought I'd be the kind of person to apologize for not posting in their blog enough ("PARDON ME, BUT I'VE LEFT THE HOUSE TO GO GET A FUCKING LIFE"), but I do feel that I have been seriously neglecting this who...

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choking to death on my own vomit and other stuff

2008-05-07T17:51:43Z

I snapped this picture when I was leaving Boarders last night with my copy of Barbara Walter's Audition. It's the first book I've bought on the day it came out in... forever, if not my entire life. I only got about 50 pages in last night before ...

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dance mance

2008-04-23T16:24:21Z

Look at my friend Jim from high school dancing on Ellen! He's a PA in the writer's room and also a sick dancer. Amazersons.

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kids these days

2008-04-09T06:02:29Z

Kendall and I made videos tonight: Awesome.

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hot tranny fierceness

2008-03-31T07:51:25Z

Kendall came over tonight and we decided to answer a question from one of our many, many viewers, Gary in Indiana. Gary, in my mental image of you, you're really hot. Keep the dream alive.

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tmfgif

2008-03-28T23:03:41Z

Thank Mother Fucking God It's Friday. If I have to watch one more hour of television, I. Might. Kill. Myself.

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