3 posts tagged “stupid”

I just nearly crushed my dog's skull in an attempt to Crank That Soulja Boy.

If Wagandstuff died because his mother can't manage to master the moves of a dance craze, that would truly be a shame.

You know, I'm going to be honest about something I've been keeping inside lately.

I hate the word "charticle".

I don't like the way it looks, I don''t like the way it rolls off my tongue and sticks inside my ears like the echo of a church bell and I definitely don't like the horrible images that come to mind when I think of it.

(For those of you who are curious, it's NSFW (if you work at one of those boring places), but you can see what I see in my mind here.)

...but do ever feel like vomiting when you think about your life? Not actually vomiting, but more like all of the symptoms of vomiting minus the actual stuff coming out of your mouth?

I was just sitting here replaying incidents in my head, which is something I do constantly, and I start harping on decisions I've made in those moments.  Whether it be when I chose to leave a situation or the way I phrased something, I'll think of it and suddenly a huge amount of shock/grief/embarrassment comes over me like a hot flash and my guts fall deep into my stomach.

Sometimes I fixate on specific exchanges and they play out over and over again in my head and I wish more than anything I could reach in to my memory and smack myself in the face for not knowing how to say the right thing.

Does that happen to everyone, or am I just particularly hard on myself? Wasn't this covered in Catcher in the Rye?