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Kendall and I decided to vlog in 7-11 tonight, but I had it in my head that we weren't allowed to and I told her we should vlog on the sly... The dude is Kendall's BF Bill. We're really lucky that Bill made it as far into the evening as our trip to 7-11 because he almost died at Swingers and then he got really wasted and threatened to kill me. OK, both of those things are only half true, and one of them is less half true and more 2% true, but I'm terrible at converting fractions to percentages and frankly, no one pays me to write this blog so I don't really find it necessary to be some sort of professional fact checker. Also, can someone please tell me what a run on sentence is? SRSLY.
For anyone who's wondering, I'm still single and currently taking applications from anyone who doesn't have a mustache and preferably has health insurance. (And on second thought, the mustache thing only really applies if you shower less that five times a week.)
P.S. I wound up getting some sour Air Heads and a Diet Coke.
Also, here are some fun pics from tonight:
OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ U GUYZ R PROBS SO JEALLUS OF MY KEWL FUNZ!
EDIT: Here's an interview with Bill right before he's about to die:
For anyone who's wondering, I'm still single and currently taking applications from anyone who doesn't have a mustache and preferably has health insurance. (And on second thought, the mustache thing only really applies if you shower less that five times a week.)
P.S. I wound up getting some sour Air Heads and a Diet Coke.
Also, here are some fun pics from tonight:
OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ U GUYZ R PROBS SO JEALLUS OF MY KEWL FUNZ!
EDIT: Here's an interview with Bill right before he's about to die:
