3 posts tagged “stds”
Sunday Secrets are my favorite weekly treat:
Sometimes I wish it was more like PostMemoir because this little piece of information is simply NOT ENOUGH. Were you and your BFF hooking up? Did you not prevent her from sleeping with a dude who totally was wart-infested? I'm DYING to know.
I love Thelma and Louise, BTW.
1: My throat hurts, I think I have the clap
2: There's an easy way to figure out if you do... First, gargle red wine vinegar for 60 seconds. Then spit out the vinegar and eat a handful of uncooked macaroni.
1: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
2: Fine, then don't find out if you have VD.
1: That makes NO SENSE.
2: You don't even know what I'm going to tell you to do next
1: What is it?
2: Put your head between your knees, or if you really want to do it properly, stand on your head. This is important: for a full ten minutes. After the ten minutes, get up and turn over your palms. If you have a "V" on one hand and a "D" on the other, you need to get treated.