molls...she wrote

batdorks

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:33:50 -0700

The Facebook message I just left fellow Shovelhead alum John Durbin on his Facebook wall:

Allow me to guess the events of the last 24 hours at your house:
1) After weeks of planning, you realize you've outgrown the Batman footie pajamas from your childhood that you had your mom ship to your apartment.
2) To reconcile this, you spent the hours leading up to midnight on an elliptical machine while wearing ankle weights and a black cape.
3) Several hours later when the footie pajamas still didn't fit, you "gave in" and pinned it to your pants and referred to it as your "Man Dick Cover" when anyone gave you a strange look at the theater. The words "Why you lookin' at my Man Dick Cover? Yeeeaaaahhhhh." left your lips more than once.
4) Three hours of Batman.
5) Six hours of crying and stenciling your new Heath Ledger "In Memoriam" tattoo.
6) Getting said tattoo.
7) Re-donning your Man Dick Cover and doing it all over again, only this time with more swearing.

I doubt that I am far off, and that's why I miss John Durbin right now.

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hog

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:44:34 -0700

When Shovelhead alums came to my parent's place for a BBQ, my step dad whipped out the Harley and it turned into a photo sesh:

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randoms

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:37:27 -0700

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I made this dress today out of a t-shirt. I love it.

Party Livevlog

Boston Party Blog!

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shovelheaders talk about facial hair

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:58:51 -0700

On Facial Hair

via Kendall.

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home is where my job is

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:40:48 -0700

So, I just got back to LA from a weekend in Boston. I miss it already.

I'll post pictures and maybe a video soon, but here's a couple things I want to say:

1) The Hello...Shovelhead! show this weekend was amazing. My friends are very talented and I was a part of something extremely special. There's no way that I'd be doing what I do if it wasn't for that experience and the people I shared it with.

2) My mom's store is awesome. If you live in Massachusetts, go check out her store in Needham or any of the other locations (I'm also partial to the Newbury St. one-- great designer deals.)

3) One of my all time greatest friends and my (most frequent) Shovelhead writing partner Ryan is moving out to LA soon. I'm blogging this because when I blog things, they become fact.

4) Today is my fake boyfriend Ed's birthday... I made him this to celebrate:

Ed's Birthday Dance

5) Wagandstuff and my mom's dog Cam got along pretty well considering Wagandstuff is a meanie. I love him. I don't care that he's mean, but it's true. It would be untruthful of me to pretend that he's not. Stop thinking I don't love my dog. My uterus flutters when I think of him... that's how much I love that mean little dog.

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jammer time for shovelhead

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:59:20 -0700

Ryan,

I meant to make you a mix CD of songs I would like to recommend for the show CD, so I'm posting all the songs I'd think you like here.

Please use one of them, but that's all I'll hold you to.

Love,

Auntie Molls

01 Ching A Ling

Missy Elliott

Smell Yo Dick (feat. Aviance)

Riskay

Put That Pussy On Me

Spank Rock

Hootie and the Blowfish - Hold My Hand

Hootie And The Blowfish

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my friends are adults now

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:35:11 -0700

This is my friend Kevin:

heyyyy

Kevin and I were in Shovelhead together for four years. He writes for 23/6 now. His g-chat status lead me to this today, and as usual, Kevin is extremely chuckle-worthy. Here's one of my favorite lines, about Lil Bow Wow's 21st birthday party:

"My 21st birthday was pretty much the same. Except Snoop Dogg wasn't there. And there weren't woman wearing nothing but painted on paw prints. And it wasn't in a club, it was an in a small condominium."

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son!

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:46:23 -0700

This is Sean Kane:

this picture was totally taken at Mary Ann's

I love him.

Sean and I were in Shovelhead together and he's one of the most hilarious and fun people I've ever met. He's also really good people. I've told him many times that I want a son just like him some day because his shit is on point.

This post is seemingly coming out of nowhere, but actually I had good reason to think of Seany today... I ate some Buffalo flavored Doritos just a moment ago and no one I know shares a greater love for both Doritos and Buffalo-flavored things than Brother Sean. No one.

Miss you, Broseph.

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a conversation between friends

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:58:30 -0700

Today George and I were both watching this episode of Doogie Howser online and it lead to this conversation:

historical facts

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random memory

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:40:15 -0700

snack attack

This was taken after Shovelhead won the Viewer's Choice Baldwin at a 40th birthday party (two people were turning 20.) This was one of the funnest (YEAH! FUNNEST) nights of senior year and I got in a lot of trouble with my boyfriend for the pictures we took that night. I haven't spoken to that d-bag in a long time, but I still have the photographs and the memories... ha-HA!

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