2 posts tagged “shoes”
Today was a big day.
Someone made a spin-off blog of my spin-off blog.
That someone is Slippy Jenkins.
He has never made me genuinely laugh before today.
That's right. All those other times I was faking it to be polite.
xo
These Christian Louboutin shoes were on Oprah today and I lost my shit:
I am not even a shoe person but those are off the meat racks.
These are the ones I'd prob get because they are way versatile:
So, I can buy these shoes or have my dog's testicles removed. I feel like the ball surgery will be less expensive, but that could be really naive of me. Either way, I want these shoes AND for my dog to stop humping things.
Selfish, obvs.
Selfish, obvs.
