I made this tonight when I was trying to clean my room when I was a little bit buzzed. I came home from the bar early and I started to tidy up (even though I did this two days ago, I am a mess) and stopped mid-cleaning when I saw Wagandstuff doing some adorable things on my bed. That's why it appears that I sleep with a Swiffer. It's not that I put it away in the closet or that I don't fall alseep with random objects in my bed (like peanut butter or a beach towel), it's just that of all the things I try not to sleep with, my filthy Swiffer is up there.
Now I'm completely sober, my room's a mess still and this is what I have to show for it.