molls...she wrote

home is where my job is

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:40:48 -0700

So, I just got back to LA from a weekend in Boston. I miss it already.

I'll post pictures and maybe a video soon, but here's a couple things I want to say:

1) The Hello...Shovelhead! show this weekend was amazing. My friends are very talented and I was a part of something extremely special. There's no way that I'd be doing what I do if it wasn't for that experience and the people I shared it with.

2) My mom's store is awesome. If you live in Massachusetts, go check out her store in Needham or any of the other locations (I'm also partial to the Newbury St. one-- great designer deals.)

3) One of my all time greatest friends and my (most frequent) Shovelhead writing partner Ryan is moving out to LA soon. I'm blogging this because when I blog things, they become fact.

4) Today is my fake boyfriend Ed's birthday... I made him this to celebrate:

Ed's Birthday Dance

5) Wagandstuff and my mom's dog Cam got along pretty well considering Wagandstuff is a meanie. I love him. I don't care that he's mean, but it's true. It would be untruthful of me to pretend that he's not. Stop thinking I don't love my dog. My uterus flutters when I think of him... that's how much I love that mean little dog.

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jammer time for shovelhead

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:59:20 -0700

Ryan,

I meant to make you a mix CD of songs I would like to recommend for the show CD, so I'm posting all the songs I'd think you like here.

Please use one of them, but that's all I'll hold you to.

Love,

Auntie Molls

01 Ching A Ling

Missy Elliott

Smell Yo Dick (feat. Aviance)

Riskay

Put That Pussy On Me

Spank Rock

Hootie and the Blowfish - Hold My Hand

Hootie And The Blowfish

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shwasted

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:52:14 -0700

thiiirrrrsstayyy

I will probably wind up posting a bunch of pictures from this weekend later, but maybe you can get an idea of how buckwild things were from this picture... the last on my camera from Friday night. As you can see, no one was coming correct by the end of the evening.

Here's our new jam:

01 Ching A Ling

Missy Elliott

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human nature

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:46:55 -0800

Tonight Kendall and I took Ryan to the airport. It was a pretty perfect visit-- the recaps and pictures will all be coming soon, but my camera is dead and chock full of photos, so that'll have to happen later.

After the airport we went to a Rockband party where everyone was playing that video game Rockband, natch. I've never played and I SUUUUCKKKEED, but it was still one of the funnest games I've ever played and definitely the most fun to watch other people play. I have to say I killed the vocals on "Roxanne" ("killed" as in I fucking beasted them. I owned them. I was so good I broke the X Box and now I am never welcome back to that house again).

When I got home I made Wagandstuff practice his scary faces/smiles in the Photobooth with me.

nomnomnom

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sports stuff, pretty much

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:27:01 -0800

sports

Last night when we got home from the bar I put on my "dyke shirt" (an old Needham High School soccer jersey I bought at the garment district) and did the Heisman pose with Wagandstuff. Athletic, right?

Then I took a bunch of flu medicine despite the tummy full of beer and barfed salmon in my bathroom sink and passed out.

Basically, lots of awesome.

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a conversation between friends

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:35:18 -0800

"The secret ingredient is liking pussy"
-- Ryan, watching Ellen make ravioli on TV

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ryan will be here any minute

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:29:44 -0800

Kendall picked up Ryan at the airport after she got out of work and they are on their way to my place now. We're going to go get crunk together. I will probs have some insane pictures/stories tomorrow.

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visitation

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:43:40 -0800

Tomorrow night one of my all time besties, Ryan will be coming to Los Angeles for four days to visit me and hang out in the sunshine. Ryan and I were in Shovelhead together and we both shared a greater passion for writing sketches than going to class, so we pretty much clicked immediately and never stopped writing funnies together. I would estimate I spent about 70 hours a week with Ryan in college. Pretty awesome.

in nyc three winters ago

I think I'll just make it my goal to make sure that we're crunk every night and that we fall asleep laughing our faces off.

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i guess i'm feeling nostalgic

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:14:48 -0800

Scoobiegang

Ryan (mentioned in the post below this one) wrote a Scooby Doo sketch in college that we performed the first semester my senior year. I gave up parts in my own sketches so I could be in this one; I really loved it that much.

Kevin is Fred, Ania is Velma, Griff is Shaggy and Jim is Scoobs. I was the only person in the group who fit into the Scooby costume as-is. Ania probably would have fit too, she's just a little thing. I still have my Daphne costume and almost wore it on Halloween this year. The skirt was so short that I'm pretty sure my face was red the entire time I was on stage.

Daphne

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back when i used to give into the munchies

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:52:05 -0800

i'm a seriously attractive person all of the time.

First of all, this is exactly what it looks like. I have no idea who took this picture, as I'm pretty sure we were alone and totally stoned when it was taken.

Two years ago I went to visit my college writing partner Ryan in Tenafly, NJ for a long weekend. We smoked pot with his friends from high school, ran around New York, and ate these cookies his grandma makes in his basement. They are called "melting memories" or something. Every time he'd say the name, I'd crack up and shove more cookies in my mouth. His parents were nervous about us sharing a bedroom (LOLzzzz), so he slept in the basement and I took his bed. He had free AOL CDs taped all over the inside of his bedroom closet and his parents had a cross hanging in their room. Also, his mom has a sign above their back door that says "Back door guests are the best guests". I probably made a few jokes about his mother being an anal whore, which she is not. Actually, she's a very nice lady. It was a fun weekend.

Yes, I used to be blond.

I no longer give in to the munchies ever. They are simply a mind trick, and if you give in you will end up like Carnie Wilson, I swear to you. I read an article with her in which she laid out that the only reason she used to be completely obese was because she used to get blazed and eat her face off. That pretty much kept my hand out of the Cheeze-It box. If guilt doesn't get you, vanity will.

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