5 posts tagged “retarded”
Justin Timberlake is actually surprise girl boner material for me because normally I don't buy in to the whole "fly and sexy" thing with men. I am too awkward, in my personal opinion, to be attracted to man like say... Usher. Molls and Usher Raymond? Never gonna happen. Also Molls and Robin Thicke. Both of those guys are married. I'm trying to think of someone else who's just like, "sexy" and "totally crushable" or whatever but that I can't get behind because they are too slick or whatever... Like, if it were the 90s, I couldn't date pretty much any dude that was a part of a popular musical act like All 4 One or Color Me Badd. I can't kick it with that kind of dude. But I do love Justin. And this is on my long list of favorite songs to sing in the shower:
I'm still not gonna go buy his jeans, I guess was my point. Sorry. I fade in and out.
I went and ate a bunch of chicken with Ed tonight and I was really exhausted from eating so much celebration food that I came home and spaced out in front of episodes of Picket Fences on my computer and tried to decompress. I don't know if this point has been brought up or not, and I'm sure it probably has by this late hour, but I feel like I gotta say something:
It appears that the ban on gay marriage is going to get passed, as well as Prop 2, which as Spiegs put it is basically asking that we give chickens "more legroom".
What this tells me, California, is that you value the life of a chicken that was bred for your consumption more than you do about equal rights for your fellow man. Uh, hey guys? That's fucking retarded.
No, I mean. I get it. Animals are cute. When you were voting to pass Prop 2, you were thinking "Oh, yeah. Well, I like animals. Sure!" But it's about more than that, as is banning gay marriage. Voting no on the ban was not about letting the homos catch up to you and possibly beat you in the race of life, you fucking bigots. It was about preventing permanent restrictions on our rights. If you can't look outside of yourself to find a reason to care, think about a right that you have been afforded as a citizen of this country being taken away from you because you are a part of any marginalized group. If that's the kinda thing we're into, then I want to ban all James Francos from boning any not mes.
Anyway, people are fucking idiots, but it's OK. We have a black president, I have Sour Patch Kids.
It took me a long time to get a grip on things today.
A ham and cheese and a visit from Douglas made me relearn English.
Oh, and check out my screenjunkies story.
But honestly?
Honestly?
We're being honest here?
Nothing can make me laugh harder sometimes than a thoughtfully placed "retard". Pretty much any form of that word.
What am I supposed to do about that? I really don't know how to make it unfunny in certain instances. When people say "you shouldn't laugh at that", I want to say "Well, if you could show me how not to, I'd be willing to give it my best shot."
[EDIT] I have to add that I realize I could/probably will get all sorts of shit from people who think I'm a jerk, and I'll take one for Team Asshole here because I know for a fact I am not the only adult non-moron who feels this way.
(photo via passiveaggressivenotes)
