molls...she wrote

rude spam

2008-06-22T17:43:54Z

Note to spammers: I am actually pretty gullible and I would maybe fall for your clever attempts if you didn't have someone's whose Nigerian to English translator wasn't stuck on the "douchey cuntbag" setting.

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decor

2008-06-21T01:06:03Z

DSC07744

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tweets

2008-06-11T02:35:31Z

Picture 23

400th Twitter today... And it only took a year!

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let's play a game...

2008-06-03T01:31:16Z

Guess what this person is dressed up as...

WHO AM I???

Give up???

Dina Lohan.

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share 2

2008-05-28T20:33:40Z

Fundiplarge

I also bought Fun Dip last night.

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2008-05-28T18:24:14Z

My mouth hurts from eating sour candy, but I have no plans on stopping.

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complexes

2008-04-30T01:18:15Z

Brian and Ed talk Relationships

Brian and Ed stayed late after improv the other day to vlog. This is what we came up with.

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if you're my friend, you may wake up to the following voicemail

2008-04-26T18:59:54Z

"Hey Dick Nuggets. I think I left my bowl in your car, so don't park in front of a police station before you come over later today unless you have secured the piece and have properly concealed it. If you're looking for a good spot to keep it, I would suggest sticking it in all that extra room you have in your nutbag. Later, Fagforce 1."

I am an awesome friend and everyone is lucky to know me.

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saving you the trouble

2008-04-16T07:02:47Z

the inside

I'm not clueless. I know that the best part of visiting a new home is going through their medicine cabinet when you go to the bathroom. In all fairness, I have to say that I haven't done this in a hot minute, so if I've recently visited your abode, don't worry: I don't even know if you have bipolar medication to take or not take, so I'm not going to out you as an unmedicated crazy.

ANYWAY, I've decided to post a picture of the contents of my medicine cabinet so everyone can see exactly what it is that I'm on (apparently Women's One Daily-- disappointing, huh?) and that I keep trail mix in my bathroom in case I get hungry while I'm doing my make up.

I want people to post their medicine cabinets. Do it.

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in comparison, there's something quite european about justin timberlake

2008-04-14T17:16:08Z

Kendall and Molls: Jamie Lynn Spears is American

Last night Kendall and I did some shit-shooting based off of one of the many, many, MANY readers emails we've gotten so far.

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