58 posts tagged “random”
"Hey Dick Nuggets. I think I left my bowl in your car, so don't park in front of a police station before you come over later today unless you have secured the piece and have properly concealed it. If you're looking for a good spot to keep it, I would suggest sticking it in all that extra room you have in your nutbag. Later, Fagforce 1."
I am an awesome friend and everyone is lucky to know me.
ANYWAY, I've decided to post a picture of the contents of my medicine cabinet so everyone can see exactly what it is that I'm on (apparently Women's One Daily-- disappointing, huh?) and that I keep trail mix in my bathroom in case I get hungry while I'm doing my make up.
I want people to post their medicine cabinets. Do it.
You’re not mistaking yourselves, that is indeed the worst Photoshop project ever. Maybe I should stay away from the internet.
I was thinking about the buddy cop genre in relation to tumblr. Who would be the Crockett and Tubbs, the Tango and Cash, the Chan and Tucker (oh man) of the tumblr world? I have at least three or four favorite duos on this space. And they all have something that none of the buddy cop movies that I’ve seen have: boobs.
I apologize profusely for the terrible photoshop job, but here’s Kendall and Molly. Everybody probably met Molly yesterday and learned that Mary Rambin does hate what she wore, but they both have rad tumblrs: here and there. They post videos of whatever they feel like talking about, and sometimes engage in karate (well at least Molly does). The only thing missing from this buddy cop duo is the actual crime fighting, but otherwise, good job.
There are others, surely, but the bottom line is, the ladies of tumblr are setting it off. Like rocket ships. Dudes gotta step up their game, not as a matter of any sort of competition, ladies. We just gotta do it, and do it right.
AND
PUN!
Occasionally I've accidentally "star rated" something in my iPod, and after my last sync my Top Rated playlist now looks like this:
Ahhhh, yes. Jessica Simpson, right where you belong on a list of my most favorite songs. Same with you Amerie. In fact, how did you even manage to weasel your way into my measly 4Gs?
I feel like I need to get a second iPod just for guilty pleasure music. It doesn't seem right to have CSNY and Kevin Federline's Popo Zao on the same playlist.
Kendall and I made videos tonight:
Right? Am I right?
I had no idea that Vox translates my posts into other languages. WTF? That's awesome.
The last thought exiting my mind as I woke up from my dreams this morning was the following sentence:
"Everyone was disgusted with Seamus when they found out he was drawing pictures of dead animals all over the back of the classroom at The Center for Vegans."
I know no one named Seamus, and as far as I could tell, the rest of my dream was about sailing and trash collection, so I don't know where this came from. But is there really a Center for Vegans? If there is and you are an employee or patron of The Center for Vegans, you should check to see if there's pictures of hand drawn dead animals around or something. Maybe all of this means I'm psychic.
