12 posts tagged “presents”
Someone sent me a last minute Christmas email with some great 90s movies attached. I downloaded Singles and So I Married An Axe Murderer on my parents computer.
In a town called Orleans on Cape Cod (the town my high school boyfriend's family had a house in), there is a street called "Molls Road".
Everyone knows about his mom's obsession with the Walk of Fame, and now Wags has his own very soft star.
Thanks, Lorraine!
If I could make this up, it would be made up:
An airplane pilot has just purchased me 72 bars of my favorite discontinued soap for Christmas.
My work is done here.
Mom, other people who want to buy me stuff for the upcoming holiday/25th birthday season:
I don't really need any of it, but if you're going to get me something, there's a list of some stuff I could use/would like.
If you want a Christmas card from me and Wags, email me your address.
Subject Line: SEND ME A X-MAS CARD, YOU CUNT.
Here are some of the things people sent me for my birthday:
If you want a copy of the song (because let's face it-- that's the fucking jam), email me at mollsshewrote@gmail.com and I'll send you a copy.
... to make me a present for my 24th birthday.
Last week I asked people to photoshop or paint me a picture, write me a haiku, make me a video, ANYTHING I can post on my blog for my birthday. You have until Thursday!
Don't forget to email them to your favorite Molls:
mollsshewrote@gmail.com
The other day I posted this.
Today my first two presents came in and OMGZ, you guys-- I'm obsessed. I can't wait to post them. They are hilarious.
Please keep sending stuff.
mollsshewrote@gmail.com
I'll be 24 on January 10th. That's very soon.
Please make me a present.
If you read this blog, you know I post videos and pictures all the time, and I now want to see what you can do... Make me a video for my birthday? Or draw me a picture in Paint? Photoshop my head on the entire cast of Family Matters? Or OMG, would you write me a haiku?
I'd like it to be something I can post on this blog, so please: as much as you think I might want a video of your dick for my birthday, keep in mind that that's not the point of this.
Anything can be sent to mollsshewrote@gmail.com. I'll post everything that I receive on the 10th.
If you're thinking about doing this but aren't sure if you should... do it. It would be sad for me if everyone had second thoughts and the internet that I love so much rejected me so cruelly on the day of my birth.
