58 posts tagged “photos”
I've been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there's definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It's a tough call.
That's what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That's going to rip me apart inside. I don't know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he's off somewhere in his part of the world and I'm over here in mine. We won't cross paths. It's highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn't know to say hi. I am one of many admirers.
Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant.
When Shovelhead alums came to my parent's place for a BBQ, my step dad whipped out the Harley and it turned into a photo sesh:
So, I'm kind of strange or whatever, right? So I do this thing sometimes when I've decided to stay home for the night and maybe drink wine and watch American Idol and make videos about my dog... I like to Google image search non sequiturs and see what comes up.
So like, maybe I was doing that and maybe I Googled the words "tic tac emergency" and and got this cool photo of a Tic Tac box LED flashlight:
The words "convenient" and "practical" come to mind.
Technology out of control!
It was a whole "HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" deal.
Anyway, if you're a big time Hollywood producer or director, I'd be willing to talk to you about my idea as long as we can work on my terms. If we establish what I consider to be a good relationship, I may also be willing to share with you my other ideas for motion pictures, as well as two game shows with solid internet crossover potential. Also, I have a few funny t-shirt slogans.
So, there is one upside to working from home all day without air conditioning.
When it's too hot to handle anymore, you can always finish off the work day in your bathing suit:
Dooce is one of my favorite bloggers.
Today I came across this photo, which was captioned "Molly":
This is the what she had underneath it:
This is the bunny doll I bought from Loobylu. The other doll came with a name, but this one I got to name, so I call her Molly because she looks like a Molly. Yesterday she brought me much happiness when I needed it. Thank you, Claire.
I think that bunny kind of looks like me if I was a stuffed bunny.
Full circle, pretty much.
ANYWAY, I've decided to post a picture of the contents of my medicine cabinet so everyone can see exactly what it is that I'm on (apparently Women's One Daily-- disappointing, huh?) and that I keep trail mix in my bathroom in case I get hungry while I'm doing my make up.
I want people to post their medicine cabinets. Do it.
