14 posts tagged “omg”
Some magic shit happens:
Holy shit.
1) It's not done being built by the good people at Tumblr yet, but OMG! You guys! You won't even believe how much like, a magical website making fairy crawled in to a nook in my mind and found the most amazing website design ever and that the magical fairy was named Justine? Justine designed the dopest website ever. When you guys see it, whenever it goes live, you will shit yourselves seven times and then promptly die. If I wasn't so excited about the show, I would advise you to never go to the site out of concern for your life, but I am convinced that you'll be convinced it was WELL WORTH IT.
2) Money, yo. We needs it. A sponsor. The Molls Show is already going to be next level, but we want to take it to level nexter, and that involves booze, whores and piles of cash. Or just some cash. We will get our own booze and whores. In fact, I have half a liter of vodka in the freezer and I'm still youthful and in no need of soliciting a professional woman! Fuck it! Problem solved!
Anyway, in the meantime, I'm going to make promos once in awhile to keep your interest sparked or completely repulse you. My goal is to drive away non-believers and hold the ones that get it extra, super close.
I love you.
Deeply and stuff.
No?
PROBABLY BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED:
Thanks to Hyde, we Secreted the shit out of making these pictures happen
I also had the opportunity to meet the amazing and talented Ava Garter who invited me over to ride her bull
What we weren't able to capture on film is ME DYING INSIDE THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS HAPPENING.
You guys are never going to fucking believe what happened yesterday!
So I'm in the Wilshire/Western vicinity because ya know, that's my general area without giving any specifics away that would tempt internet crazies to narrow the field and then come find me and kill me. It's like 4pm and I'm dragging ass to go get ready for the theater so I stop in to Coffee Bean to get a latte. Not only do I normally not drink lattes because they are complete bullshit beverages, but I normally don't go to this location. I prefer the one at my local Ralphs. It's just a personal preference. That's the one that Glen works at. Glen was, for a small period of time, the only actual human contact I had before 8pm most days. I'd IM with Seth and the Defamer gang, but Glen was usually the only person who brought me to speak words out of my mouth. Believe it or not, I need about five hours of quiet time a day because talking and listening to other people can really drain the shit out of a broad like me. But Glen's a character. I always get a chuckle out of Glen.
ANYWAY, I'm buying my latte and thinking about how dumb the seasonal flavors always are and all preoccupied in my own universe when I hear "Hey! Molly!"
Dude. It's fucking Glen from Coffee Bean at ANOTHER Coffee Bean. Like, what are the fucking odds, right?!!? My mind was blown. Turns out the people Glen steals internet from moved out of his building, so now he's been taking his computer to this Bean location because they have free Wi-Fi. Fucking nuts, right!?!?! I think what you really have to think about is that he works at Coffee Bean, but not that Coffee Bean. He's hanging at another Bean! And what are the odds that I would stop at that Bean of all the Beans?
I took pictures:
Glen's looking at his finger because he said he hurt it jamming out on the bass Downtown the night before. That's why Glen cracks me up. You're gonna tell me that that doesn't make you laugh? I mean, maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was pretty priceless.
So this dude? Balancing chairs on his face and shit? That's my fucking homey from high school, Jim. We met at a school dance Freshman year and now we both live in LA and now he's doing some bomb ass tricks on Ellen! Fucking awesome!
Here's some more Jim:
