3 posts tagged “meme”
- I feel more self-aware
- I feel like IRL, Carles would hate me
- I feel like my life is a little bit of a joke
- I feel like I have the shelf-life of an LOLCat made in the LOLCat Builder by just some normal person.
- I feel like I'm not sure I'm in on my own bit anymore.
- I feel like a shell of a man.
- I feel like that song "Measure of a Man" by Clay Aiken.
- I feel misunderstood.
- I feel self-conscious because of my self-important attitude
- I feel like I'm having my insecurities preyed upon.
- I feel like a victim of memes and the meme economy
It's still my favorite blog though. Because I "get it".
I run another blog on Tumblr called Bed Time with Alex Goldberg.
Tonight we had this conversation:
People's Tumblr dashboards are being raped within an inch of their lives with non-stop Gabriel/Collins quotes, jams, videos. We've recieved tons of support and submissions. Two people quit following us. Whatever, we're trying to start a revolution. Consider youselves the people who, when the Mayflower was leaving, were all like "Oh yeah, you don't think they'll be enough room? I mean, I don't know. I don't know, you guys. Native America sounds pretty crazy. I'm thinking I'm just gonna hang back and maybe I'll catch the next ferry over." That's what they're like.
Want to know what we're like? We're like the people who spearheaded that infamous Total Request Live ambush where NKOTB's Hangin' Tough got the #2 spot on the countdown because a bunch of kids with AOL accounts got together and were like "You want my total request? My total request involves Donnie, John, Jordan, Joey and Danny. K THX." That's what we're like.
David Karp is going to cancel our account, probably.
I even hate the word meme, so I'm shocked I'm filling this out, but here goes...
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Not even a not serious relationship. Totally single.
2) What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be a comedic actress or a writer.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Any scrap of musical ability, but especially drums or singing.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Cranberry and vodka
5) Favorite vegetable?
carrots, green beans, spinach
6) What was the last book you read?
Oh God, this is slightly embarrassing, but... Celebrity Detox by Rosie O'Donnell.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Capricorn
8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
No tattoos, but both my ears have one hole and I used to have my belly button and nose pierced.
9) Worst habit?
Smoking or not cleaning up after myself.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
If I know you, for sure. Probably not if I don't. Actually, almost definitely not.
11) What is your favorite sport?
I'm terrible at almost all sports because I have little/no control over my limbs, but I am super competitive. I am actually pretty decent at badminton. I guess poker counts too, right? 'Cause it's on ESPN? I guess I'd say poker.
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
My immediate response when I read this question was "Jesus fucking Christ. What a bullshit question.", so I guess you can draw your answer from that.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
OMG! Being stuck in an elevator is my biggest nightmare because I SO would piss myself. I have to pee ALL THE TIME and there's really no way that I would be stuck in an elevator and not piss myself at least once. I am so concerned that will happen to me.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
That's really hard to say. I can't pick just one thing, but at the same time, going through it all in my head, there is nothing that stands out as THE WORST and I guess I'm thankful for that.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I have never eaten a Twinkie.
16) Do you have any pets?
A chihuahua named Wagandstuff
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd welcome you in. Unless you were that dude who showed up at my door with a black eye at 5 AM once. Then I'd be all "I thought I made it clear that you are to call me before you ever come here again" and slam the door in your dumb face.
18) What do you notice about someone when you first meet them?
Their clothes first. Mainly because there are more clothes than skin on a person, I dunno. Then whether or not I think they are being receptive to me.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I'm one of those people who finds them to be scary and weird.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Maybe I'd have a longer torso or a different nose. I'm not crazy about my nose.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Crime partner, for sure.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle so I can put it in my purse, but I think fountain soda is the best.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off my debt, buy a bright yellow Vespa.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
UCB or my bed. In terms of bars, The Prince.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really. I can't deny their existence fully, though.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
See comedy shows, sleep, read, lay on the beach.
30) Do you swear a lot?
All the fucking time.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Being inconsiderate about other people's time. I don't care if you can't make it, I don't care if your late, but if you don't call me and tell me what the deal is, I will fucking cut you. Don't waste my time. There's too much to be done to just sit around and wait.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Layered.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes.
35) Do you believe in God?
No.
