http://molls.vox.com/library/posts/tags/love/page/1/ these are my feelings en Vox Thu, 08 May 2008 16:38:25 -0700 Copyright 2008 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss love http://molls.vox.com/library/post/baby-hedgehog-3.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/baby-hedgehog-3.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/baby-hedgehog-3.html?_c=feed-rss-full Thu, 08 May 2008 16:38:25 -0700 <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398f7c0530004" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large photo-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item photo-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398f7c0530004.html"><img src="http://a3.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398f7c0530004-500pi" alt="hedgehog/wilford brimley" title="hedgehog/wilford brimley" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398f7c0530004.html" title="hedgehog/wilford brimley">hedgehog/wilford brimley</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div>LOOK AT THE BABY HEDGEHOG! LOOKITTTTT! LOOK! OMG! <em><strong>YUMMY! </strong><br /><br /></em>I&#39;ve been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there&#39;s definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It&#39;s a tough call. <br /><br />That&#39;s what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That&#39;s going to rip me apart inside. I don&#39;t know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he&#39;s off somewhere in his part of the world and I&#39;m over here in mine. We won&#39;t cross paths. It&#39;s highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn&#39;t know to say hi. I am one of many admirers. <br /><br />Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant. <br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/baby-hedgehog-3.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398f7c0e10004?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> photos awesome animals love babies friendship http://molls.vox.com/library/post/50-wagandstuffs.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/50-wagandstuffs.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/50-wagandstuffs.html?_c=feed-rss-full Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:00:47 -0700 <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700f48d0defc70001" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48d0defc70001.html"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48d0defc70001-500pi" alt="Happy Birthday, Wagandstuff!" title="Happy Birthday, Wagandstuff!" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48d0defc70001.html" title="Happy Birthday, Wagandstuff!">Happy Birthday, Wagandstuff!</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div>At midnight tonight, my little Cheese Doodle is turning one. I can&#39;t believe either of us made it. <br /><br />Happy Birthday, Wags!<br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/50-wagandstuffs.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48cef43c10003?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> youtube videos birthday puppy love adorable wagandstuff http://molls.vox.com/library/post/power-struggle.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/power-struggle.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/power-struggle.html?_c=feed-rss-full Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:58:42 -0700 <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700f48ce2d1230002" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48ce2d1230002.html"><img src="http://a3.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48ce2d1230002-500pi" alt="Wagandstuff vs. Tiny Pink Bunny" title="Wagandstuff vs. Tiny Pink Bunny" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48ce2d1230002.html" title="Wagandstuff vs. Tiny Pink Bunny">Wagandstuff vs. Tiny Pink Bunny</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div>Wagandstuff shows everyone in the house who&#39;s the boss. (&quot;everyone&quot; = me and a stuffed bunny rabbit)<br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/power-struggle.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398e46dcd0004?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> videos cute puppy love new young pony club wagandstuff molls http://molls.vox.com/library/post/valentines-day-jams.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/valentines-day-jams.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/valentines-day-jams.html?_c=feed-rss-full Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:03:10 -0800 <p>This is my second year in a row without a Valentine. Last year it felt like some sort of rebellion, this year it just doesn&#39;t feel like anything. I think I&#39;m totally OK being single. I know I&#39;m OK with it, actually. It&#39;s a good feeling. The rest of the world is celebrating though, and I have to say that today does feel slightly more filled with love. I&#39;m not sure what it is, but it feels kind of lovey all around and that&#39;s pretty great.</p><p>When I do have a Valentine, I don&#39;t really think the holiday is that big of a deal-- the whole cliche &quot;real love doesn&#39;t need a special day&quot; kind of thing. I also don&#39;t care for chocolates and lingerie and champagne. All of that stuff is tacky and a little embarrassing to me. What I will celebrate though are all the songs that make me feel like I&#39;m in love even when I&#39;m not. I&#39;m posting some of my favorite love songs here today. Remember you can download them if you read me via RSS. :)</p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398a6feea0002" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398a6feea0002.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398a6feea0002-320pi" alt="The Special Two" title="The Special Two" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398a6feea0002.html" title="The Special Two">The Special Two</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Missy Higgins</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d646560004" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d646560004.html"><img src="http://a6.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d646560004-320pi" alt="Love Song" title="Love Song" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d646560004.html" title="Love Song">Love Song</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">The Cure</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700f30f59015a0001" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700f30f59015a0001.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700f30f59015a0001-320pi" alt="If You Were Here" title="If You Were Here" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700f30f59015a0001.html" title="If You Were Here">If You Were Here</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Thompson Twins</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398c6f8490001" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; 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border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dc9abc0002.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dc9abc0002-320pi" alt="Missing" title="Missing" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dc9abc0002.html" title="Missing">Missing</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Beck</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </div><div> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb37a0003" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb37a0003.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb37a0003-320pi" alt="We Belong Together (REMIX)" title="We Belong Together (REMIX)" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb37a0003.html" title="We Belong Together (REMIX)">We Belong Together (REMIX)</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Mariah Carey</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </div><div> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb34b0005" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; 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border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4700003.html"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4700003-320pi" alt="Someone Great" title="Someone Great" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4700003.html" title="Someone Great">Someone Great</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">LCD Soundsystem</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcad8a0004" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcad8a0004.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcad8a0004-320pi" alt="Try A Little Tenderness" title="Try A Little Tenderness" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcad8a0004.html" title="Try A Little Tenderness">Try A Little Tenderness</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Otis Redding</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </div><div> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4820003" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4820003.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4820003-320pi" alt="Pain in my heart" title="Pain in my heart" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398dcb4820003.html" title="Pain in my heart">Pain in my heart</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">otis redding</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </div><div>Happy Valentine&#39;s Day!<br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/valentines-day-jams.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700f30f5bf3680001?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> music holidays love valentine's day valentines jams http://molls.vox.com/library/post/in-case-you-were-wondering.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/in-case-you-were-wondering.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/in-case-you-were-wondering.html?_c=feed-rss-full Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:10:49 -0800 <p>..I&#39;m STILL thinking about JayNotes. He&#39;s no flash in the pan, that one. </p><p>Here&#39;s another JayNotes video I found in my research last night. </p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d72b980004" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d72b980004.html"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d72b980004-500pi" alt="singin Differences by Ginuwine" title="singin Differences by Ginuwine" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d72b980004.html" title="singin Differences by Ginuwine">singin Differences by Ginuwine</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <p><br /> <div>No, JayNotes... <em><strong>My</strong></em> whole life has changed since you came in. <br /><br />Also: He takes requests? Ballin&#39;. <br /></div></p> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/in-case-you-were-wondering.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700f30f566af00001?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> awesome youtube love found jaynotes http://molls.vox.com/library/post/mollsnotesainsley.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/mollsnotesainsley.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/mollsnotesainsley.html?_c=feed-rss-full Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:44:29 -0800 <p>My friend Slippy just started a new website, <a href="http://www.isuckatsinging.com">isuckatsinging.com</a>. Basically it&#39;s like the best part of American Idol auditions over and over again, except better because you don&#39;t have to see Simon Cowell and two arguable failures verbally abuse them. </p><p>I decided I wanted to help find videos and that&#39;s how I came across my new boyfriend, JayNotesAinsley:</p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d6e93c0001" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d6e93c0001.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d6e93c0001-500pi" alt="singing Human Nature by Michael Jackson" title="singing Human Nature by Michael Jackson" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d6e93c0001.html" title="singing Human Nature by Michael Jackson">singing Human Nature by Michael Jackson</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div>I want everyone to know that JayNotes is the new hotness for real, and if you read this blog you can look forward to many more entries on this intriguing man. He is everything that I love about humankind and the world, rolled into one. If I was on Super Sweet 16, I would want JayNotes at my party. If JayNotes plays weddings, he will be at mine. If there&#39;s some sort of Facebook group we can get going, that would be cool too.<br /><br />Let me tell you what&#39;s so awesome about this video:<br /><br />1) He really does sound like Michael.<br />2) He&#39;s kind of gangster<br />3) Relating to number 2, he has on a sweet &#39;do rag, which brings up the question &quot;What&#39;s really hood?&quot;<br />4) Relating to both 2 and 3, at 3:21 he&#39;s all &quot;Ha- yeah! Another one, JayNotes&quot; and then he does that delicious falsetto again. Juxtaposition, bitch. Love it!<br />5) You can&#39;t help but wonder: Do people in his life know about this? After he leaves a party, do you think his friends snicker to one another &quot;I bet JayNotes is going home to sing Michael Jackson covers into his laptop.&quot;? Is it possible that JayNotes has hidden this serious talent from his friends and family all this time?<br /><br />I won&#39;t be able to stop thinking about him for a few days, probably. He&#39;s totally exciting. <br /><br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/mollsnotesainsley.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d6ea050001?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> awesome youtube lists love found jaynotes http://molls.vox.com/library/post/he-rocks-my-world.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/he-rocks-my-world.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/he-rocks-my-world.html?_c=feed-rss-full Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:04:25 -0800 <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d114da0004" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d114da0004.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d114da0004-320pi" alt="Wagandstuff Will Eat Your Face" title="Wagandstuff Will Eat Your Face" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d114da0004.html" title="Wagandstuff Will Eat Your Face">Wagandstuff Will Eat Your Face</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div><br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/he-rocks-my-world.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d11d210005?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> youtube videos love wagandstuff it's whatever http://molls.vox.com/library/post/i-think-my-mental-health-will-be-improved-by-at-least-50.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/i-think-my-mental-health-will-be-improved-by-at-least-50.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/i-think-my-mental-health-will-be-improved-by-at-least-50.html?_c=feed-rss-full Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:47:02 -0800 <p>Last night when we were lounging around, Ed and I decided to interview each other. The results are below.</p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf3f540002" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf3f540002.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf3f540002-500pi" alt="Molls and Ed: Ed's Predictions for 2008" title="Molls and Ed: Ed's Predictions for 2008" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf3f540002.html" title="Molls and Ed: Ed's Predictions for 2008">Molls and Ed: Ed's Predictions for 2008</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div>I hate myself for my laugh officially after watching this, but Ed&#39;s so cute that I posted it anyway. <br /><br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf4e380004" at:format="extra-large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-extra-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf4e380004.html"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf4e380004-500pi" alt="Molls and Ed: Chatting About Future Husbands &amp; Golden Girls" title="Molls and Ed: Chatting About Future Husbands &amp; Golden Girls" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf4e380004.html" title="Molls and Ed: Chatting About Future Husbands &amp; Golden Girls">Molls and Ed: Chatting About Future Husbands &amp; Golden Girls</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <br /></div><div>I&#39;m keeping it real here, but that&#39;s not the hardest question anyone&#39;s ever asked me. It&#39;s a toughie though. <br /></div> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/post/i-think-my-mental-health-will-be-improved-by-at-least-50.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cf3a5c0001?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> friends television videos love ed bored interviews 2008 molls http://molls.vox.com/library/post/2007-stuff-ill-remember-to-tell-my-kids-about.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(molls) http://molls.vox.com/library/post/2007-stuff-ill-remember-to-tell-my-kids-about.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://molls.vox.com/library/post/2007-stuff-ill-remember-to-tell-my-kids-about.html?_c=feed-rss-full Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:37:45 -0800 <p>In chronological order (or as close to as I can get, things tend to be... hazy.):</p><p>- New Years Eve is the best of my life thus far. Ben Savage shows up to our party. Everyone kind of freaks about it. He and I wind up talking in a corner with a Alex and Mary, I think. I tell him that I would rent <em>My Pet Monster</em> every sick day when I was in Kindergarten and first grade. He tells me he&#39;ll come to my next stand up gig, but never shows. I wasn&#39;t looking for him, but everyone would have known if Ben Savage showed up to a bringer night at the Comedy Store. So, that was that... </p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3e00002" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large photo-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item photo-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3e00002.html"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3e00002-320pi" alt="Newyears06" title="Newyears06" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3e00002.html" title="Newyears06">Newyears06</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <p></p><p>- Girl Talk&#39;s Night Ripper went into the CD player on my car on December 27th, 2006 and stayed there until March, when I took it out to let someone burn it. <br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cceda10003" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cceda10003.html"><img src="http://a1.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cceda10003-320pi" alt="01 Once Again" title="01 Once Again" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cceda10003.html" title="01 Once Again">01 Once Again</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Girl Talk</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </p><p>- Lily Allen came into my life:</p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd16c0002" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd16c0002.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd16c0002-320pi" alt="09 LDN" title="09 LDN" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd16c0002.html" title="09 LDN">09 LDN</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Lily AlleN</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <p></p><p>- Mary finds a pink and purple Marc Jacobs jacket at the Salvation Army for two dollars. Because she&#39;s a better person than I am, she hands it over to me no questions asked. I proceed to wear it into the ground.<br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce9a00005" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large photo-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item photo-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce9a00005.html"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce9a00005-320pi" alt="Marcjacket" title="Marcjacket" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce9a00005.html" title="Marcjacket">Marcjacket</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </p><p>- I lose my job and therefor am uninsured. I stop taking antidepressants. I feel a lot better. I still miss the klonopin, though. </p><p>- Pomegranate martinis were all I drank from January-March:<br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc913e0002" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large photo-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item photo-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc913e0002.html"><img src="http://a6.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc913e0002-320pi" alt="Martinis" title="Martinis" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc913e0002.html" title="Martinis">Martinis</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> - The Girl Talk show at the Echo, January 13th, 2007. Mary and I went without tickets and sat in line for three hours in the freezing cold. We got in AND got backstage. Best night in Los Angeles, ever. <br /><div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccaad00003 6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc91540002" at:format="strip-horizontal" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-strip enclosure-strip-horizontal" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style=" margin: 5px; border: 1px solid; text-align: center;"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccaad00003.html" class="enclosure-strip-link" title="Girltalk"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccaad00003-120pi" alt="Girltalk" class="enclosure-strip-image" style="margin: 5px; border: 0;" /></a><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc91540002.html" class="enclosure-strip-link" title="Girltalk2"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc91540002-120pi" alt="Girltalk2" class="enclosure-strip-image" style="margin: 5px; border: 0;" /></a></div> </div> <!-- end enclosure --> - Ed moved back to LA. We became husband and wife, spiritually. </p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc8adc0001" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large photo-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item photo-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc8adc0001.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc8adc0001-320pi" alt="N1604653_31750224_1112" title="N1604653_31750224_1112" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cc8adc0001.html" title="N1604653_31750224_1112">N1604653_31750224_1112</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <p> - I found out my friend Jim from Lexington High School was also living out in sunny LA. </p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca1130004" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large photo-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item photo-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca1130004.html"><img src="http://a3.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca1130004-320pi" alt="Jim" title="Jim" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/photo/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca1130004.html" title="Jim">Jim</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <p></p><p>- I spent my first single Valentine&#39;s Day in three years at a coffee house with Mary for a open mic/poetry slam. It was awesome.</p><p>- I got hired to work at HBO/AOL&#39;s ThisJustIn.com. I still am not sure what I did there, but whatever it was, you can bet that I did a lot of it. </p><p>- Peter, Bjorn and John&#39;s <em>Writer&#39;s Block</em> became my jam.<br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca0fc0004" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca0fc0004.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca0fc0004-320pi" alt="Peter Bjorn &amp; John - Amsterdam" title="Peter Bjorn &amp; John - Amsterdam" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cca0fc0004.html" title="Peter Bjorn &amp; John - Amsterdam">Peter Bjorn &amp; John - Amsterdam</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Peter Bjorn &amp; John</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> - After a month at HBO, I start producing pieces with Jeff Rosenthal. <a href="http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/03/29/made-up-memories-punky-gets-her-groove-back/">Our first piece is Punky-centric</a>.</p><p>- A cute boy leaves me a missed connection. I never respond. </p><p><em>&quot;Friday night, and you were the petite, adorable girl sitting at a table in front of me with four of your friends while having dinner at El Chavo. Though you were facing the same direction I was, you kept turning your head back to look towards me. Now, as a single heterosexual male, this kind of behavior is cause for rejoicing, a news van, and quite possibly recognition of a new federal holiday. Still, I realize there could of been a few reasons for your behavior: </p><p>1. You are a retired cop who is accustomed to sitting in a place that allows you to keep your eye on all the entrances. Frustrated by having your back to the main door you felt compelled to repeatedly turn around. Then again, you were in your 20&#39;s so the grizzled ex cop thing doesn&#39;t quite fit. </p><p>2. You were attracted to me and the guy next to you was just a friend. I like this scenario so lets just move on before I have time to think about it. </p><p>3. You were amazed by the bad jokes my friend was making. No worries, I completely understand. And hopefully you didn&#39;t catch the part about a goat named Leroy. </p><p>4. I had some mojo going. Maybe you even heard that I got hit on by ten women within a one hour period during the previous night. Apparently you missed the part about it being in Vegas and the women being escorts. Actually, it was interesting to finally feel what it must be like to be the &quot;hot girl&quot;. Those escorts, literally staring at me and waiting for me to accidentally make eye contact so they can justify approaching and aggressively hitting on me. Ladies, I now know your burden. Which brings me to... </p><p>5. That guy sitting next to you was your boyfriend, and you kept looking at me out of the corner of your eye because you were shocked that I was literally staring at you and waiting for you to accidentally make eye contact with me so I could justify approaching and aggressively hitting on you. If this was the case, I apologize. You were ridiculously beautiful and it was hard not to admire you. Also, it was either look at you or the goofy guy playing the little guitar so I think I should get some leniency here. (The performance was fine, but if you&#39;re going to play a mini guitar you have to be prepared for a little good natured mocking) </p><p>Regardless, my apologies if you were on a date and you did catch me staring. </p><p>By the way, there&#39;s one other possibility. You weren&#39;t actually looking at me. Which would make this entire post pointless. Except the part about a goat named Leroy.&quot;</em></p><p>- I saw Neko Case in concert with Slippy. 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This is when I become an alcoholic.</p><p>- After this song came out, Ed and I would hit on men in bars by saying &quot;You can be my black Kate Moss tonight&quot;<br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce6ef0005" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce6ef0005.html"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce6ef0005-320pi" alt="Stronger" title="Stronger" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce6ef0005.html" title="Stronger">Stronger</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Kanye West</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </p><p>- I discover that &quot;working from home&quot; can also mean &quot;poolside at the Hollywood Standard&quot;. 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She tells me I am &quot;adorable&quot;. I die inside.</p><p>- My mom and little sister visited me in Los Angeles. We went Disneyland. I continued to lose faith in mankind. </p><p>- I discovered Mark Ronson:<br /> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b00e9c0002" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b00e9c0002.html"><img src="http://a4.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b00e9c0002-320pi" alt="Mark Ronson &amp; Amy Winehouse - Valerie" title="Mark Ronson &amp; Amy Winehouse - Valerie" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b00e9c0002.html" title="Mark Ronson &amp; Amy Winehouse - Valerie">Mark Ronson &amp; Amy Winehouse - Valerie</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Mark Ronson</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce2620004" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce2620004.html"><img src="http://a2.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce2620004-320pi" alt="02 Oh My God" title="02 Oh My God" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398cce2620004.html" title="02 Oh My God">02 Oh My God</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Mark Ronson Ft. Lily Allen</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> </p><p>- September 13th, I interview GirlTalk before his two shows at the Echoplex with Dan Deacon. I spent the entire day leading up to the interview crying. I cried the entire next day. Things had come full-circle.</p> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b6c8180005" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large video-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item video-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b6c8180005.html"><img src="http://a0.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b6c8180005-320pi" alt="Interview: Girl Talk at the Echo 9/28/2007" title="Interview: Girl Talk at the Echo 9/28/2007" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/video/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398b6c8180005.html" title="Interview: Girl Talk at the Echo 9/28/2007">Interview: Girl Talk at the Echo 9/28/2007</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398c887090001" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398c887090001.html"><img src="http://a1.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398c887090001-320pi" alt="Live Track 1" title="Live Track 1" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398c887090001.html" title="Live Track 1">Live Track 1</a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <div at:enclosure="asset" at:xid="6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3cf0002" at:format="large" at:align="center" class="enclosure enclosure-center enclosure-large audio-enclosure" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="enclosure-inner" style="padding: 9px; border: 1px solid; width: px; margin: 10px auto;" > <div class="enclosure-list"> <div class="enclosure-item audio-asset last"> <div class="enclosure-image"> <a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3cf0002.html"><img src="http://a7.vox.com/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3cf0002-320pi" alt="06 Trippy Green Skull" title="06 Trippy Green Skull" /></a> </div> <div class="enclosure-meta"> <div class="enclosure-asset-name"><a href="http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700e398ccd3cf0002.html" title="06 Trippy Green Skull">06 Trippy Green Skull</a></div> <div class="enclosure-asset-subtitle overflow-hidden">Dan Deacon</div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><!-- end enclosure --> <p></p><p>- I dated an actor who showed up at my door at 5 AM claiming that Kevin Connolly from Entourage punched him in the face. I stop speaking to him after I jack some of his Valium.</p><p>- Wagandstuff &quot;broke his leg&quot;. He proceeds to fake a broken hind leg for a month.</p><p>- Ed and I hit up the Stony Awards. Tommy Chong tells me I look like a &quot;dope dealer&quot;. This is my greatest accomplishment in life. It&#39;s like having Queen Elizabeth describe you as &quot;regal&quot;. 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