124 posts tagged “los angeles”
1) I am devastated that Susan Miller hasn't updated with my December horoscope yet. It's like she doesn't post them until she knows I've paid my rent, which is something I guess I'll have to do tomorrow. Fuck. Thanks, Susan. Thanks a lot. I thought you said I have Pluto in my sign for 15 years. I thought that meant something to you.
2) I have a meeting with MTV tomorrow. I figured I probably shouldn't blog about it, but then I was like "They would have told you not to blog about it if you weren't allowed to and they know they're working with loud-mouth bloggers and internet assholes, right?" So yeah, that's what I'm doing tomorrow. And I'm nervous. Not for the meeting, but for the waking up in the morning part. I don't like getting out of bed and I hate showering in the morning even more. Double whammy! Anyway, I think MTV is pretty mainstream exciting. That's something people back home will be pumped to read. MTV, you guys. Like Pimp My Ride and shit.
3) I have blown about remembering fantastical creature updates. I will try and do better this month.
The fact that I only thought about giving her the PM for about .5 seconds is my shining achievement in good-personhood this year. I mean, when you boil it down, like really... I kinda prevented a drug related car crash that night, you guys. That's like that show, Early Edition. But with catty broads. If you ignore me going to jail for drugging someone.
So, not to play it like I’m the Patron Saint of Awesome or whatever, but this is the dollar I put aside for the homeless man outside my Coffee Bean today who was wearing a 3/4-length sleeved Ed Hardy shirt that was made for a teenage girl.
It’s too hot to be homeless and be dressed like an Armenian tourist.
Here's something you LA people can do... I'm gonna be a contestant on this show that's being hosted by Scott Gimple and Dave Holmes. Come out and say hi and watch the show if you want. I will probably be drunk and sociable and I'm going to some party to eat French food before, so I might be sloppy wine drunk, which is always fun. You'll basically get to watch me crash and burn in person. I'm throwing it out there.
