6 posts tagged “lolcats”
This is my impression of one of the many friends I have named Eric:
"Oh hey, Molls? Taking your first nap in three months? OK. I'll leave you alone and just call your cell phone twice instead. I really don't want to disturb your sleep, so I'll just Google chat, IM and email you a few times, too. I'll also send you a scholarly essay I wrote when I was drunk about the company you work for. Oh! And don't forget this hilarious LOLCat I made of my dog. Hilarious? OK, I mean 'kind of hilarious'. Fine, I mean 'not funny at all'. OK, well, other than that I can't think of what else I may need to communicate to you in a twenty-minute span, so I'll just let you get that rest I know you need. Call me back?"
Strangely enough, he is still one of the few people on the planet that I enjoy spending time with. Probably because I'm a sleep deprived mess.
Last night was late night shows, tonight turned out to be Britney.
Britney, why you gotta be all up in Jamie Lynn's shine?
The other day I posted this.
Today my first two presents came in and OMGZ, you guys-- I'm obsessed. I can't wait to post them. They are hilarious.
Please keep sending stuff.
mollsshewrote@gmail.com
Today I was overhauling my place, as I mentioned in my last post. I was running around with my iPod on, throwing things in the trash and the laundry, including the stuffing from a toy that Wags had recently ripped to shreds in a murderous rage. I was in the bathroom, throwing away old make up and blasting that Jay-Z/Verve mash-up when I just got this feeling that it had been about a minute too long since Wagandstuff had quit dancing under my feet and trotted out of the room...
I made this in the LOLcat Builder tonight using the shot I snapped right after I realized what he had been doing while I was taking a moment to control a particular aspect of my life that didn't directly affect him. He doesn't realize that selfish behavior like this prevents me from truly giving him the attention that he is acting out receive. That's why tonight I'm going to begin to read aloud to him this book I found online: Freedom from Self-Sabotage: The Intelligent Reader's Guide to Success and Self-Fulfillment.
Yes. I am using human psychology on my dog, and that is why I need to be single right now.
I don't know if you all have fallen victim to the LOLCats craze, but I certainly have-- maybe because every time I look at Wagandstuff he's looking back at me all "OH HAI, MOM", or maybe because I'm slightly autistic.
Now there's a combination of two of my guiltiest pleasures sweeping the internets... LOLSecretz, a mash up of LOLCats and PostSecret.
Just Google if you have no idea what I'm talking about. This is the information age.
