10 posts tagged “lists”
1) My mom left at 5 AM yesterday. It was sad. I had a lot of fun with her and I want her to come back already.
2) Linds was on Ryan Seacrest. Whenever she's on this show, I have to listen to the interview. To hear her speak... It blows my mind.
3) I am done with the first draft of my pilot. Oh, by the way? I forgot to mention, I think... I'm writing a pilot? I wrote a pilot.
4) I took this photo outside of Amoeba the other day:
5) I'm blocking people on Facebook. That's where I'm at with the internet right now. If I don't want to know you, you don't get to know about me. Unless you read this blog. Or Defamer. Or the other two blogs I keep.
6) Swinger's got new menus. I miss the old ones. Here's a new one being modeled by Alexis Hyde:
9) I am going to a hat party tonight. Everyone has to wear hats. I decided to tie a scarf around my head Tupac-style. That's a hat, kind of.
Dear Person at Cornell Who Reads My Blog,
Here's a list of things I have to say to you:
1) I can see you on my Site Meter.
2) I can tell that you read my blog a lot and check many pages per visit.
3) You should be far too intelligent to have any interest in anything I'm saying here.
4) That being said, I know you come here to mock my stupidity, so screw you. Go get your giggles elsewhere.
Love,
Molls
P.S. Email me?
1) I'm tired
2) My neck hurts
3) The left side of my face has an itch on it that can't be satisfied.
4) Blackberry's dont have letters above the numbers like most phones, so I accidentally called three wrong numbers before I got Time Warner on the phone this morning.
5) I hate Time Warner
6) I have to pee, yet I'm incredibly thirsty. This is an unfair sensation.
The video is dope. Here's why:
1) Jay Z impression
2) Lizzard
3) Huge braid
My friend Slippy just started a new website, isuckatsinging.com. Basically it's like the best part of American Idol auditions over and over again, except better because you don't have to see Simon Cowell and two arguable failures verbally abuse them.
I decided I wanted to help find videos and that's how I came across my new boyfriend, JayNotesAinsley:
Let me tell you what's so awesome about this video:
1) He really does sound like Michael.
2) He's kind of gangster
3) Relating to number 2, he has on a sweet 'do rag, which brings up the question "What's really hood?"
4) Relating to both 2 and 3, at 3:21 he's all "Ha- yeah! Another one, JayNotes" and then he does that delicious falsetto again. Juxtaposition, bitch. Love it!
5) You can't help but wonder: Do people in his life know about this? After he leaves a party, do you think his friends snicker to one another "I bet JayNotes is going home to sing Michael Jackson covers into his laptop."? Is it possible that JayNotes has hidden this serious talent from his friends and family all this time?
I won't be able to stop thinking about him for a few days, probably. He's totally exciting.
1) Avocado
2) Grey t-shirts
3) Cement mixer
4) Fox holes
5) Romeo and Juliet by Tupac feat. Lil Kim
6) Uncle Sam
7) Permanent markers
8) Medium density fiber board
9) Piano tuner
10) Tap shoes
What's turned my frown upside down?
This list of all the Fanta flavors in the world.
Check out Japan! Oh shit, Japan! You kill me.
Best. Soda. Flavors. Ever.
From Paul Scheer, who looks the same but better in person:
It’s time to play the Winter Movie Quote Game. I’ll give you the quote and you name the movie. Answers are at the bottom.
1.) “My My My, if it isn’t Charlie Wilson.”
2.) “ALVINNNNNN!”
3.) ” Sweeney Todd? The Barber. On Fleet Street”
4.) “Juno, Juno, Juno!”
5.) “I’m Michael Clayton”
ANSWERS
1.) TIE: Charlie Wilson’s War and National Treasure: Book of Secrets
2.) Tyler Perry’s Why Did Get Married
3.)Alien Versus Predator
4.) Trick Question, The answer is Canada.
5.)The Golden Compass
1) Stop motion student films.
The View was poppin' per usual today. The ladies had a couple things to say about Marc Jacobs new line. Of course Barbara was up in arms about the fact that many of Marc's looks featured visible underwear... a backless dress worn with a bra, et c. "Underwear hanging out is now fashionable!"
I can't believe that Elisabeth or none of the other staff members bothered to remember that the person who really brought this look to the fashion table was Pat Fields and Sarah JP back in the day. Must have been season 4? Why'd everyone have to go and let Barbara look so ig'nant? Anyone who cares to rock that look has been doing the skinny lingerie under silk thing for years and it's just now catching on in mainstream fashion for the everyday person. Middle schoolers with shitty parents who have lots of money will be walking into social studies with their black training bras sticking out of their blouses-- this is inevitable.
That being said, this is a tricky look to bring into the forefront of fashion and I hope I'm not going to see knock-offs of this style hanging on the racks at Target. There will be nothing worse than this trend being spread to the masses without some serious guidelines being set up-- we don't need another Capri pant incident, ladies!
Here are my suggestions:
1) Don't show off anything that you didn't buy for the purpose of showing off-- no one wants to see your busted panties that you've been wearing since sophomore year of high school. I feel like that's something that should go with out saying, but my recent trip to Disneyland has proven otherwise.
Likewise, no padded bras, bras that have been worn more than 100 times, or thongs with decorations on them.
2) If you wouldn't wear a bikini, don't take the bare look too far-- I also think this should go without saying, but again, Disneyland.
3) Just because you can show your bra doesn't mean that all the other rules go out the window-- Your shirt should be a proper fit, there shouldn't be underwires or lace showing in that bumpy lace-under-cotton-that's-too thin kind of way.
4) Make sure you'll be comfortable. There's nothing worse than being in a public place and feeling like you're in your underwear.
