molls...she wrote

free tree made of gold planted by jeffery goldblum

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:09:41 -0700

OMGZ, YOU GUYS! CLICK THIS AWESOME LINK FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO HAVE A FREE TREE MADE OF GOLD PLANTED IN YOUR FRONT YARD BY NONE OTHER THAN A ONE MR. JEFF GOLDBLUM!

Hahahha. Suckas. I just Shanicerolled your ass.

Rickrolling is so over. You know it's coming. Shanicerolling is the wave of the future.

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allow me to tell you how to run your shit

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:47:03 -0700

Molls On: Using Embeddable Video Players

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molly

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:52:48 -0700

Dooce is one of my favorite bloggers.

Today I came across this photo, which was captioned "Molly":

04_19_2006_03

This is the what she had underneath it:

This is the bunny doll I bought from Loobylu. The other doll came with a name, but this one I got to name, so I call her Molly because she looks like a Molly. Yesterday she brought me much happiness when I needed it. Thank you, Claire.

I think that bunny kind of looks like me if I was a stuffed bunny.

Full circle, pretty much.

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sepia

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:34:48 -0700

This site is cool. It takes your new pictures and makes them look old.

old timey

Technology!

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shhhhh!

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:26:08 -0700

Sunday Secrets are my favorite weekly treat:

Warts

via PostSecret

Sometimes I wish it was more like PostMemoir because this little piece of information is simply NOT ENOUGH. Were you and your BFF hooking up? Did you not prevent her from sleeping with a dude who totally was wart-infested? I'm DYING to know.

I love Thelma and Louise, BTW.

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photoshopped(ish)

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:52:24 -0700

fatmanatee:

You’re not mistaking yourselves, that is indeed the worst Photoshop project ever. Maybe I should stay away from the internet.

I was thinking about the buddy cop genre in relation to tumblr. Who would be the Crockett and Tubbs, the Tango and Cash, the Chan and Tucker (oh man) of the tumblr world? I have at least three or four favorite duos on this space. And they all have something that none of the buddy cop movies that I’ve seen have: boobs.

I apologize profusely for the terrible photoshop job, but here’s Kendall and Molly. Everybody probably met Molly yesterday and learned that Mary Rambin does hate what she wore, but they both have rad tumblrs: here and there. They post videos of whatever they feel like talking about, and sometimes engage in karate (well at least Molly does). The only thing missing from this buddy cop duo is the actual crime fighting, but otherwise, good job.

There are others, surely, but the bottom line is, the ladies of tumblr are setting it off. Like rocket ships. Dudes gotta step up their game, not as a matter of any sort of competition, ladies. We just gotta do it, and do it right.

AND

madeupmemories:

PUN!

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jammer time

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:43:28 -0700

Brother Alex introduced me to The French Kicks yesterday and I can't get enough:

Abandon

French Kicks

From what I can tell, their entire new album is amazing.

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please do what i say

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:42:45 -0700

Go listen to this.

Look. I know I can't make you do anything you don't want to do, but seriously. Go listen to it.

I really think I could be BFF with this Hipster Runoff dude IRL. I really am starting to think we have a lot more in common that I initially thought.

UPDATE:

Slippy was able to swipe it for me!

Nude_hipster

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some links for your face to look at

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:48:16 -0700

Spiegs made it into Variety today. And not because he was involved in an underage sex slave scandal with various studio heads, as I have long predicted. You win, Spiegs! You win!

I made this bomb-ass mash up. It would be out of character for me to brag, but... suck my dick, I'm awesome.

NotHired is my fave new blog. I always expect to see some of my own coverletters from last year when I was unemployed and just really phoning it in.

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she's not just a fantasy. she's got, like, flaws. she's real.

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:25:45 -0700

Leto

via HipsterRunoff

Seeing these photos makes me think...

"I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great."

Jordan Catalano Changed U 4 Eva

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