2 posts tagged “leno”

You know, I don't often find myself thinking about celebrities in terms of how attractive I think they are, because their attractiveness really has nothing to do with me. Probably a mixture of reasons, but the main two are a) It's kind of the same reason why women don't usually masturbate to porn, and b) it's too unobtainable. That being said, I can rarely come up with a celebrity crush when asked to think of one and I'm not too sure on my feelings about Brad Pitt, George Clooney, et c. The typical Hollywood stable of hunks is just of no interest to me... BUT!

OMG! BUT! You guys! YOU GUYS! Did you see David Beckham last night on Jay Leno!? What a treat. Like, OK, to be fair, I've been aware of David Beckham forevs and I think he's a pretty cute guy... but this is the killer... his giggle. The way he was giggling like a British schoolboy throughout the entire Sherri Sheppard interview made my heart vomit smaller hearts and pieces of glitter that were also shaped like hearts.

I'm not saying I'm in love or whatever... but like, I'm fully aware of the range of feelings I can have about David Beckham now and it's good to know.

I made this video today with last night's never-ending Leno monologue. Snoresville, Arkansas.

 

Annoyed Guild Officially Tells Jay Leno He Can't Write His Own Unfunny Monologues

I don't think they'll be using my video I made yesterday at NBC. There were lots of Defamer fans out yesterday. It's always nice to see how normal our readers are. I assume everyone who uses a computer beside myself is a grease-covered asshole who refers to his Dell as his "masturbation machine" or something.

I've watched too much Dateline, clearly.