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So this porn star chick? Boner Party posted about her today and then I got two IMs tonight from people saying "Hey, uh... this is weird, but this chick on Boner Party looks like you."
OK, so she has dark curly hair and I can see the slight facial similarities, but let me tell you guys: From what I can tell, not even my ass cheeks are as big as her breasts. And that's what we're all looking at, right? Are you guys making me out to be a horndog? Her boob could be an infant's head between it's size and the way she's holding it. I feel like it was an artistic choice on the photographer's part to have your eye drawn directly to her chest, right? That's why it's porn. Don't make me out to be some sicko.
Flattered as I am, I would say I look nothing like this lady.
OK, so she has dark curly hair and I can see the slight facial similarities, but let me tell you guys: From what I can tell, not even my ass cheeks are as big as her breasts. And that's what we're all looking at, right? Are you guys making me out to be a horndog? Her boob could be an infant's head between it's size and the way she's holding it. I feel like it was an artistic choice on the photographer's part to have your eye drawn directly to her chest, right? That's why it's porn. Don't make me out to be some sicko.
Flattered as I am, I would say I look nothing like this lady.