3 posts tagged “jail”
I need help with my taxes. While I work full time for Gawks, I am freelance and am probably going to have to pay some serious moolah to the man this year. That being said, I really really really need help.
I suppose I will go to H&R Block if no one offers to help me (and I would pay you, unless you're willing to do it for free), but I am retarded with money and numbers and if the IRS hauls me off to jail, I wont be able to blog or make videos anymore and there will be two gigantic holes in the hearts of millions of people. Also, I don't know what a run-on sentence is. Clearly I'm pathetic.
If you can help me or has a friend who can help me, please email me.
mollsshewrote at gmail dot com
KTNXBAI
Mom: Tell your brother what happens when you go to jail.
Me: You become someone's bitch.
Mom: Yes. And when you go to jail,, you go for years. It's not just for one day. You know how many days are in a year?
Brother: 365?
Me: Yes. 365 days of being someone's bitch times many, many years. That's a lot of days.
