4 posts tagged “ideas”
This is the cover of the rap album I have coming out to accompany the motion picture I’m starring in. I’m playing a mislead, hardcore gangster rapper who inadvertently had chains installed where her grills were supposed to be. Because of that, I can’t actually rap, but I have earned much respect in the community anyway for both my look and dedication to the game. Then some crazy shit happens that makes up the plot of the movie. It’s pretty awesome.
Needless to say, because my character can’t actually rap, the album is just a single 48-minute track of what sounds like a deaf person crying.
via Bed TimeI'm saying I have to have these nails. I don't care if I can't use my Blackberry. But maybe instead of Barry and Michelle I can have Mark and Cory?
Barry and Michelle are fine, actually.
Barry O nails via notcaragh
I've been thinking about writing slogans freelance for companies that I can really get behind. I figure if I can bring The Molls Edge to some of the world's most favorite products, then maybe they'll do even better, thus stimulating both myself and the economy. I'm practically selfless, you guys. Practically. I still got a Time Warner bill to pay, so let's get real.
Anyway, here's some of the slogans I've been coming up with:
"So foxy it will give you a boner at the dinner table that will ruin your family's Thanksgiving and make things even worse with your uncle's wife who already thinks you're a pervert because of a misunderstanding at a barbecue back in 2004. But in a good way."
"Instead of staying at home on a Friday thinking about whoever your ex-boyfriend is currently fucking, go play pool with strange men who are missing teeth and remind you of that 20/20 episode you saw about meth heads and how sometimes they sip bottles of trucker's urine they found on the side of the freeway hoping that there are enough meth remnants to get them back on that sweet, sweet high."
"When you're failure to make real human connections because your unlikable personality is constantly getting in the way, drink this moderately priced vodka and pretend you're friends with people who would most likely bone you and never call you again if it ever came to that. And drink responsibly, or whatever. Actually, just do what you need to do. We're all fucking in it for ourselves, right? Let's just look out for number one here, right guys!?!?"
Anyway, those are just some things I've been throwing against the ol' idea wall. We'll see what sticks.
Anyway, if you're a big time Hollywood producer or director, I'd be willing to talk to you about my idea as long as we can work on my terms. If we establish what I consider to be a good relationship, I may also be willing to share with you my other ideas for motion pictures, as well as two game shows with solid internet crossover potential. Also, I have a few funny t-shirt slogans.