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There are some children screaming outside my window and I can't tell if it's "OMG! I'm having so much fun!" screaming or "Oh fuck, why is this man abducting me?!" screaming. I'm going to pretend it's the first one because I can't stop working to go deal with children being abducted.

This is what makes me different than the Scientologists, apparently.


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and then i dumped a bunch of toxic waste on a pen full of baby animals

Outside my Coffee Bean this morning:

Environmentalist: Excuse me, Miss? Do you have a moment to talk about the environment?
Me: (keeps walking) Hells no! I don't even know him.

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