2 posts tagged “hungry hungry hippo”
I got really wasted last night and ate so much that I currently feel like I am a chocolate and buffalo wing flavored milkshake and I have a LOT of work to do today.
Fuck.
It's raining and I'm cold and hungry. For a period of about eleven seconds I thought to myself, "Gee, it would be really nice to have a boyfriend right now."
Do you wanna know what's really nice?
Doin' whatever the fuck I want.
BAM!
