2 posts tagged “glen”
You guys are never going to fucking believe what happened yesterday!
So I'm in the Wilshire/Western vicinity because ya know, that's my general area without giving any specifics away that would tempt internet crazies to narrow the field and then come find me and kill me. It's like 4pm and I'm dragging ass to go get ready for the theater so I stop in to Coffee Bean to get a latte. Not only do I normally not drink lattes because they are complete bullshit beverages, but I normally don't go to this location. I prefer the one at my local Ralphs. It's just a personal preference. That's the one that Glen works at. Glen was, for a small period of time, the only actual human contact I had before 8pm most days. I'd IM with Seth and the Defamer gang, but Glen was usually the only person who brought me to speak words out of my mouth. Believe it or not, I need about five hours of quiet time a day because talking and listening to other people can really drain the shit out of a broad like me. But Glen's a character. I always get a chuckle out of Glen.
ANYWAY, I'm buying my latte and thinking about how dumb the seasonal flavors always are and all preoccupied in my own universe when I hear "Hey! Molly!"
Dude. It's fucking Glen from Coffee Bean at ANOTHER Coffee Bean. Like, what are the fucking odds, right?!!? My mind was blown. Turns out the people Glen steals internet from moved out of his building, so now he's been taking his computer to this Bean location because they have free Wi-Fi. Fucking nuts, right!?!?! I think what you really have to think about is that he works at Coffee Bean, but not that Coffee Bean. He's hanging at another Bean! And what are the odds that I would stop at that Bean of all the Beans?
I took pictures:
Glen's looking at his finger because he said he hurt it jamming out on the bass Downtown the night before. That's why Glen cracks me up. You're gonna tell me that that doesn't make you laugh? I mean, maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was pretty priceless.
