9 posts tagged “gay”
What would you do if your secret made it on to PostSecret with such a retardo grammatical error?
Then I took a bunch of flu medicine despite the tummy full of beer and barfed salmon in my bathroom sink and passed out.
Basically, lots of awesome.
"The secret ingredient is liking pussy"
-- Ryan, watching Ellen make ravioli on TV
This is where I'll be tonight:
GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 42
Greetings, guerrillas,
Now we're not the world's most physical guys, but this month's target is...
Lola's
945 N Fairfax Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90036
Google map: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=945+N+Fairfax+Ave+West+Hollywood,+CA+90046&fb=1&geocode=6367375403407721985,34.087857,-118.361873&cd=1&z=16&iwloc=cent&om=0
This Friday, January 18 at 10 PM , the revolution lands just a stone's
throw from the West Hollywood strip, at Lola's, where there are over
50 martinis on the menu, and the kitchen's open past midnight.
MIXED UP, MUDDLED UP, SHOOK UP WORLD (except for Lola's)
You know the drill comrades:
RSVP at http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=396906.26184
(we've already got 100 people there - this will be a big one...)
Bring your friends, but first tell 'em to sign up for our email list
at http://www.guerrillagaybar.com/ , so they'll be the first to hear
about all of our future takeovers. Make one of 'em your designated
driver.
Take care of your bartenders, and the rest will take care of itself.
NOW I'M NOT DUMB BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
This month's dress code is a tie. Bow tie, neck tie, bolo tie,
Avril-style belt: you decide, but look snappy, it's a martini bar!
Bring a camera to take photos to add to our photopool at
http://flickr.com/groups/ggbla/.
POSSIBLE KINKS
Did we mention there are already 100 people who have told us they're
planning on coming on the RSVP page? So, you may want to plan to be
earlier than 10 PM to be sure to get in (or else plan on waiting in
line for a bit!)
We'll see you Friday, comrades.
Viva la revolution!
Guerrilla Gay Bar HQ - Special Ops
END GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 42
"So... are you seeing any special boys in LA? Or special girls?"
- My mother.
This is something she said to me my last day in Boston when I was home for the holidays. This isn't the first time she's said something like this to me, which I always feels puts me in this place where I have to reiterate that I am not, in fact, a lesbian. I immediately feel guilty for wanting to clarify that because I know that that's just her way of letting me know that everything would be chill with her if I did decide to bring home a boyfriend named Marla next year. That's kind of nice and supportive of her.
I have a new boyfriend.
This kid:
Only a real diva would end a class project by slapping his asshole.
That is all.
