35 posts tagged “funny”
Wags' Internet Godmother Mindy sent him this big ass version of the Skinny Blue Dog. The thing is at least four feet long and it's incredible.
Last night when I was sleeping, I felt some fuzz touch my face. Then I felt a lot of fuzz touch my face. I turned over to see that Wags had begun the long and complicated process of gutting his new toy, which is something he does with every stuffed animal he's ever had. He derives great pleasure from seeing something's insides be all on the outside. So I guess we've got a lot of pleasure in our future. Or something.
Anyway, thanks again to Mindy for BSPD (Big Skinny Purple Dog)!
Last night when I was sleeping, I felt some fuzz touch my face. Then I felt a lot of fuzz touch my face. I turned over to see that Wags had begun the long and complicated process of gutting his new toy, which is something he does with every stuffed animal he's ever had. He derives great pleasure from seeing something's insides be all on the outside. So I guess we've got a lot of pleasure in our future. Or something.
Anyway, thanks again to Mindy for BSPD (Big Skinny Purple Dog)!
Above is a video of Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones' stand up routine. I'm pretty sure I saw it when I was a kid because it immediately seemed familiar to me. Basically, his act is terrible but completely redeemed by the fact that he never swears and just says the word "hamburger" where most other comedians would throw in a "god day-um" or "mottthhhaaafucka".
It's brilliant. The jokes are really, really horrible but I just laughed my face off for 5 minutes, and toward the end I was holding my breath waiting for him to just say "haayyymmmburga" one last time.
It's brilliant. The jokes are really, really horrible but I just laughed my face off for 5 minutes, and toward the end I was holding my breath waiting for him to just say "haayyymmmburga" one last time.
Kendall is pretty hilarious.
It's tonight at UCB. Sometimes it's good to make reservations before the show on their site. Ed and I will be there. Our friend is in the show. It's about sex. It's funny. Go see it.
This is my friend Kevin:
Kevin and I were in Shovelhead together for four years. He writes for 23/6 now. His g-chat status lead me to this today, and as usual, Kevin is extremely chuckle-worthy. Here's one of my favorite lines, about Lil Bow Wow's 21st birthday party:
"My 21st birthday was pretty much the same. Except Snoop Dogg wasn't there. And there weren't woman wearing nothing but painted on paw prints. And it wasn't in a club, it was an in a small condominium."
"My 21st birthday was pretty much the same. Except Snoop Dogg wasn't there. And there weren't woman wearing nothing but painted on paw prints. And it wasn't in a club, it was an in a small condominium."
Do you think he really likes me!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Went to check out Maria Bamford at UCB tonight. Deeeeee-lightful.
Barnes & Noble apparently overestimated the demand for this one.
To their credit, I didn’t see any copies of “The Templar Code for Dummies.”
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My friend Spiegs cracks me the fuck up sometimes.
and then from Molls to you. Received late on Valentine's Day (when he was dateless).
This is really Bed Time content, but Tumblr doesn't accept WAV files and I can't figure out how to convert to MP3.
*posted with permish, obv*
This is really Bed Time content, but Tumblr doesn't accept WAV files and I can't figure out how to convert to MP3.
*posted with permish, obv*
