8 posts tagged “friday”
If I have to watch one more hour of television, I. Might. Kill. Myself.
Last night we went to St. Nick's and Bergen's.
And here's another episode of Disasterpiece Theater:
1) I am so drunk I can barely form a sentence
2) The woman comes into the bathroom and says to Ed "I thought this was a woman's room"
3) You can see this registering on my face initially, and then a moment later and then again a few more moments later.
4) In a bathroom with an echo, I start whispering "She's a bitch"
5) Ed tries to take me into the mens room, but it's occupied. Later I do go in there and it's so disgusting I decide to wait for the bitch to vacate the ladies room.
6) Why do I have to turn it into a gynecological thing? Why am I so mean?
7) NEW FRIEND TREVOR FOREVER.
Last night Ed and I went to a gay mixer Downtown. We saw our beloved Sergio. An angry gay man yelled at me because supposedly the website I work for said something shitty about one of his friends once or something.
Then we got mediocre Chinese food.
This morning I woke up early to go shoot a sketch with my friends Brian and Carlos from UCB. We filmed it at Joseph's in Hollywood. For all of you who aren't aware, Joseph's was the meeting spot for a one Miss Britney Spears and a one Mr. Kevin Elizabeth Federline. Here are the pictures from the shoot:
Then I went home to play with Wagandstuff:
Here's our new jam:
This is where I'll be tonight:
GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 42
Greetings, guerrillas,
Now we're not the world's most physical guys, but this month's target is...
Lola's
945 N Fairfax Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90036
Google map: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=945+N+Fairfax+Ave+West+Hollywood,+CA+90046&fb=1&geocode=6367375403407721985,34.087857,-118.361873&cd=1&z=16&iwloc=cent&om=0
This Friday, January 18 at 10 PM , the revolution lands just a stone's
throw from the West Hollywood strip, at Lola's, where there are over
50 martinis on the menu, and the kitchen's open past midnight.
MIXED UP, MUDDLED UP, SHOOK UP WORLD (except for Lola's)
You know the drill comrades:
RSVP at http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=396906.26184
(we've already got 100 people there - this will be a big one...)
Bring your friends, but first tell 'em to sign up for our email list
at http://www.guerrillagaybar.com/ , so they'll be the first to hear
about all of our future takeovers. Make one of 'em your designated
driver.
Take care of your bartenders, and the rest will take care of itself.
NOW I'M NOT DUMB BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
This month's dress code is a tie. Bow tie, neck tie, bolo tie,
Avril-style belt: you decide, but look snappy, it's a martini bar!
Bring a camera to take photos to add to our photopool at
http://flickr.com/groups/ggbla/.
POSSIBLE KINKS
Did we mention there are already 100 people who have told us they're
planning on coming on the RSVP page? So, you may want to plan to be
earlier than 10 PM to be sure to get in (or else plan on waiting in
line for a bit!)
We'll see you Friday, comrades.
Viva la revolution!
Guerrilla Gay Bar HQ - Special Ops
END GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 42
