44 posts tagged “email”

This video was sent to me just now by the talented Max Neutra. I immediately emailed him back with a plea to collaborate with me on a part of The Molls Show that features me working with other artists, just like I have with other people like Slippy on stuff like my final Defamer video and this:

If you also think you have the chops to collaborate with me.... you're probably right. Email me and tell me about something you'd like to work on. If we can't meet up in LA then let me know how we can execute it over the good ol' webernets and I'll most likely bite. 

"Canned", "laid off with 18 other people"... It's Christmas and I'm broke. I'll handle this however makes ME feel good, OK?

...but that's for real my email inbox. If I haven't responded to your email yet, I pinky swear I'm not a cunt. Just hang in there and in the meantime, listen to one of my all time faves. 

This will make you feel so much better than anything I can put in to writing:

Don't you feel better and less ignored? I hope so. I'm sorry. Some of you write me emails that change my entire day because they are so positive and caring and like... really real. A lot of times I read them on my Blackberry when I'm out at the bar crying about a boy or something, so trust me, they get to me, I just don't always have the will to write back with the tiny keypad and then by the time I get home your email has been buried in 100 other emails. 

So for real: email me. I read them all. If I don't respond it's because you either totally offended me (that's happened like... once) or were so nice that you blew me away and I wanted to give you a proper response but then forgot because like 20 other things happened and then I got all flustered and flakey. And honestly, some of you really have given me a lot of hope for the universe. So like, yeah... Especially you high school girls. I don't know how you find me, but I love that you're here. Also, I didn't drink or smoke pot until I got to college, so don't be some drug-head booze hound like me because you think it's the way to be. It's not. This is what happens when you spend the first 19 years of your life sitting on your hands, being afraid of your mother and trying hard in school and extra curriculars. Your day to guzzle cheap wine until 4 AM will come, but after a lot of hard work and actually acquiring reasons to make drinking worth the inevitable weight gain, hang overs and potential social embarrassment. 

But yeah, the emails. They're great. Thanks. 

I am wearing one of my fave shirts today. It's all the Disney characters on an African safari. I wear it because it makes me feel like I am multi-culti and that I care about world issues, like Darfur and stuff. You can see my hula hoop in the background of this picture.

Send me an email with a picture of you in your favorite t-shirt (subject line: MY FAVE T) and write something about why you <3 it so much. I'll make a whole post dedicated to you guys and your shirts.

I'm not that cool you guys, but one of the few reasonably cool things that happened to me was when the Palm Claus dude emailed me for a date. I would go if I trusted blonds and wasn't otherwise occupied, because I enjoy the band he fronts, The Deadly Syndrome.... but ya know. Not the case.

Anyway, these ads are pretty cool and Chris is an awesome dude. Hi, Chris!

First of all, big fan. I'm a fan of your works.

Issue two: I was checking out your website tonight. Very impressive. I am happy that you're still touring. HOWEVER-- I noticed that you are not busy on or around January 10th, if you website is correct. Now, the person writing this, me, Molls... That's mah b-day. I was wondering, per chance, if you're around LA, if you wanna come hang out for my birthday. I've also already invited Fatman Scoop and Rahzel, two other musicians. You definitely wouldn't be the only famous/artsy type there, basically is what I'm saying. I have a lot of eclectic friends, most of whom are sociable. I think it would be a good time.

Anyway, cool. So, let me know. You can email me.

OK, so I've tried on a pair of William Rast jeans and I see 'em in the glossies and stuff, but I'd probably never buy them ever because I can't get over the J.Timbers connection.

Justin Timberlake is actually surprise girl boner material for me because normally I don't buy in to the whole "fly and sexy" thing with men. I am too awkward, in my personal opinion, to be attracted to man like say... Usher. Molls and Usher Raymond? Never gonna happen. Also Molls and Robin Thicke. Both of those guys are married. I'm trying to think of someone else who's just like, "sexy" and "totally crushable" or whatever but that I can't get behind because they are too slick or whatever... Like, if it were the 90s, I couldn't date pretty much any dude that was a part of a popular musical act like All 4 One or Color Me Badd. I can't kick it with that kind of dude. But I do love Justin. And this is on my long list of favorite songs to sing in the shower:

There are fucking levels there man, let me tell you. There are mother fucking levels.

I'm still not gonna go buy his jeans, I guess was my point. Sorry. I fade in and out.