40 posts tagged “ed”

kids in the hall

4 days ago
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For Ed's birthday, I tried to get him Kanye West tickets. When that didn't work, I went for the Kids in the Hall tickets. I figured that you can't go wrong with Canadian sketch comedy.

complexes

Apr 29, 2008
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Brian and Ed talk Relationships

Brian and Ed stayed late after improv the other day to vlog. This is what we came up with.

home is where my job is

Apr 21, 2008
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So, I just got back to LA from a weekend in Boston. I miss it already.

I'll post pictures and maybe a video soon, but here's a couple things I want to say:

1) The Hello...Shovelhead! show this weekend was amazing. My friends are very talented and I was a part of something extremely special. There's no way that I'd be doing what I do if it wasn't for that experience and the people I shared it with.

2) My mom's store is awesome. If you live in Massachusetts, go check out her store in Needham or any of the other locations (I'm also partial to the Newbury St. one-- great designer deals.)

3) One of my all time greatest friends and my (most frequent) Shovelhead writing partner Ryan is moving out to LA soon. I'm blogging this because when I blog things, they become fact.

4) Today is my fake boyfriend Ed's birthday... I made him this to celebrate:

Ed's Birthday Dance

5) Wagandstuff and my mom's dog Cam got along pretty well considering Wagandstuff is a meanie. I love him. I don't care that he's mean, but it's true. It would be untruthful of me to pretend that he's not. Stop thinking I don't love my dog. My uterus flutters when I think of him... that's how much I love that mean little dog.

this is what you do when your girl makes a lifetime commitment

Apr 6, 2008
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Ed and Molls: Our Tribute to The Carters

Beyonce and Jay Z got married this weekend and as huge fans of both of them, Ed and I had some of their jams on the tip of our minds last night. Once we got wasted at Lola's with Jordan and Rachel, we went down to Canter's with Ben and Danica and Colin and finished off the night with some bagels and lox... and a Beyonce booth dance.

remember the times

Apr 6, 2008
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gnarls

This is probably the last picture I should be posting of myself on the internet for a lot of reasons, but I'm posting it because I think that when he took this, Ed truly captured me. This is me, regardless of how inappropriate it is, and I want to share and remember my crotch-grabbing, street-dancing days with everyone.

This was taken last Saturday around 2 AM outside an animal hospital in the Valley.

retahded boston interview

Mar 30, 2008
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A Tribute to the Motherland

Ed interviewed Colin and I last night when we were pregaming at his place.

I am so obnoxious.

friday: the snap yo' neck edition

Mar 22, 2008
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Last night we went to St. Nick's and Bergen's.

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So, I see this sign and it immediately makes me think of this line from this song:

Changeslot (out of order)

So that's the new line, guys. If someone hits on you and you want nothing to do with it, you just look at them and say "The change slot is out of order!" and move on.

And here's another episode of Disasterpiece Theater:

Molls and Ed: Mean, Drunk, Weird Little Assholes

Highlights of the video:

1) I am so drunk I can barely form a sentence
2) The woman comes into the bathroom and says to Ed "I thought this was a woman's room"
3) You can see this registering on my face initially, and then a moment later and then again a few more moments later.
4) In a bathroom with an echo, I start whispering "She's a bitch"
5) Ed tries to take me into the mens room, but it's occupied. Later I do go in there and it's so disgusting I decide to wait for the bitch to vacate the ladies room.
6) Why do I have to turn it into a gynecological thing? Why am I so mean?
7) NEW FRIEND TREVOR FOREVER.

bam bam!

Mar 21, 2008
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Bam Bam

Yesterday I met a dog named Bam Bam. This is the video I made about it.

the last 24 hours

Mar 15, 2008
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Last night Ed and I went to a gay mixer Downtown. We saw our beloved Sergio. An angry gay man yelled at me because supposedly the website I work for said something shitty about one of his friends once or something.

Then we got mediocre Chinese food.

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and yes, i ate with them after i put them all over my face

After that we went back to Hollywood and as we were driving over a hill Ed was all "BACK IT UP!" and we reversed on the incline to see the most beautiful view of Los Angeles I think I've ever seen at night. I had to make a video to mark the occasion. It didn't really come out well, but the audio is there for you to enjoy:

Ed and Molls: The Life In Pink

you'd never know it, but i'm saying a prayer for john ritter's widdow in this photo

This morning I woke up early to go shoot a sketch with my friends Brian and Carlos from UCB. We filmed it at Joseph's in Hollywood. For all of you who aren't aware, Joseph's was the meeting spot for a one Miss Britney Spears and a one Mr. Kevin Elizabeth Federline. Here are the pictures from the shoot:

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someone has a new headshot!

remains

disaster on set

me, where the britney met her destiny

brian and carlos

After the shoot, Brian and I went to lunch at Birds and we told each other really intense stories about our lives. I didn't take pictures, that would have been weird.

Then I went home to play with Wagandstuff:

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This afternoon I have a big shower planned followed by my improv show and a heavy drink fest with my fellow graduates. There are so many reasons to be really happy right now.

ucb graduation show

Mar 14, 2008
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Ed and I are graduating from our 201 class tomorrow. You can come see the show if you want (even if you don't really know me! It might be fun to just go watch some improv! No one will know you're one of my internet stalkers-- not even me!)

It's at the UCB on Franklin. It's at 6:30 and it's $5 at the door.

5919 Franklin Ave Hollywood, CA 90028

I've been taking this whole improv thing pretty seriously and Ed and I already started our 301 class last week. I went to shows almost every night this week (except Wednesday) to keep my mind sharp and my funny on point. Ed had a really busy work week and could only see the Monday shows. This is what he said about it on the phone this AM:

"I didn't have time to go to that show last night but I wanted to do something, so I watched the Whoopi Goldberg Biography on A&E"

BRILLO.

See you there, maybes?