68 posts tagged “drunk”

this is how we cook

Dec 29, 2008
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My mom (drunkenly) explains using a crockpot

The other night my mom came home really drunk from a party with my step dad and she asked to make a video with me. She wanted to talk cooking in her crockpot.

Oh, and this was her when she just came in the door:

I am the meanest daughter in the world for posting this

i forgot that they even know about tequila in boston

Dec 27, 2008
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My cousin Fiona came up to my area last night and we hit up some of my old college spots and once we were sufficiently wasted, we made our way down to Fenway and went to Tequila Rain on Lansdowne. There we proceeded to drink tons of tequila and the last thing I remember was Fiona's boyfriend telling us a story about some girl he knew who was tripping on mushrooms and then stripped in front of a party full of people and then proceeded to finger herself on the ground while licking the living room carpet. Honestly, I think laughing at that story made me black out.

And this is me today:

Hungover at my Parent's House

i don't want to be in your dumb club

Dec 11, 2008
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I'll Tell You Where You Can Put Your Facebook Group

Here's a screen grab of the group that started it all:

TOTALLY!

this is how we party

Dec 9, 2008
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This is a photo that surfaced today of Todd, Beverly, myself and Alexis.

Now, what the fuck do you think is going on in the background with the two of us nerdy little freaks?

weekend snaps

Nov 24, 2008
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Joe!

Look who it is, kids! It's Joe Gillette! OMG! I haven't seen this kid in a minute! Joe and I worked at HBO together when he was a college intern and now he's a real adult living in Los Angeles and making big things happen for himself.

I called Joe when Alexis and I crapped out on the book signing/Bjork thing because it was a clusterfuck. He met up with us at Birds after we grabbed a quick meal at Swingers with Mel.

Then I called down some other folks and had a little party that basically involved me getting totally hammered, but in a really awesome way.

Here's a video Alexis took of me wandering around my friend's living room, dancing to Beyonce and generally being completely embarrassing:

The Tables Have Turned

Usually when I'm this drunk I'm behind the camera, hence the title of this video.

judgement.

As far as I am concerned, this is the photo of the night. I like to call this the "triangle of judgment." Well, it's not really a triangle. Mel and Busch appear to be judging Alexis and Alexis seems to be judging them back for judging her. It's really complex. I captured a moment here, you guys. This is a moment. Like that song "Hanging by a Moment" by Lifehouse, but not really.

party tricks

This is my second favorite picture of the night. I guess Beverly and I have different ideas about how to work the camera. To be fair, her way is more convincing.

I have to get to bed, it's really late... but this weekend was really fun. I didn't get enough Ed, but everything else was pretty on point.

Oh and speaking of on point, look how freakin' long my arms are, you guys. I don't think it's ever occurred to me that I look like Stretch Armstrong, but I'm pretty sure "really fucking long arms" is something I can add to my acting resume under "special talents"

i could hug everyone in your whole family at once.

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That's crazed, right? I would be a huge asset on any professional Red Rover team. Anyone doin' that? You need a Molls? I can be on your team.

what maybe might make you not puke.

Nov 22, 2008
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I slept yesterday from 9 AM to 1:30 PM and then proceeded to forget to eat all day. I knew that I was going to drink because I had barely drank all week, my friend passed the bar yesterday and another friend was having a birthday party, so I had to figure out what I needed to do to not be puketown wasted when I woke up this morning.

We got a bottle of tequila.

Now, I know this sounds crazy, because tequila can be both mean and entirely inappropriate, but I recently received a email from a reader who said that if I switched from beer and wine to vodka or tequila that I would deal with less painful results the next day. I trusted her, she seemed to know what she was talking about.

So I picked up a bottle of Don Julio and we went over to Ed's house to start drinking before we headed to the parties. Ed and the boys were running late from the first bar they were at, so Alexis and I decided to get started on Ed's steps so we could catch up.

For some reason we couldn't figure out how to open up the bottle, so we hacked in to it using car keys and proceeded to chase it with half a bottle of warm coke I had. That's sad and honest.

reporting my alcoholism in real time

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Donjul

Well, the reader with the advice was right, because the base of tequila sure acted as a buffer for the illegal street hot dog I ate, and the six beers and Irish car bomb I chased it with. For honestly, I feel great today.

Right now I'm just coolin' in preparation for the sweat I will work up tonight with Hyde and possibly Mel.

you actually don't really know me that well.

Nov 18, 2008
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This is the ugliest picture of me ever taken.

I pull it out and post it on the internet about once a year to show everyone that this is what an asshole I am.

I am drunk out of my mind, clutching a plastic monkey, wearing a homemade tie-die shirt, drinking a can of Busch light and smoking a fag. Oh and I have roots, too.

Basically, I just need people to look at this picture. I need them to see it. I don’t know why. It’s an impulse I have. I want to make sure you all know how positively ugly I can be.