molls...she wrote

hot hot heat

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:37:27 -0700

I'm going to this tomorrow night for work. Slippy is going with me.

Even though he's abusive.

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weekend activities

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:30:37 -0700

This weekend felt long, but in a good way. I woke up early Saturday and Sunday to pack in as much as possible, and luckily there's a few things crossed off my list for this week.

Friday night I got margaritas with Matt and Lindy and we worked on our show while I got very drunk very quickly. I didn't even mean to get drunk, but when I was exactly two margaritas deep I started getting giggly and kind of sloppy. Casey Wilson talked about what happens after two "margaroos" on her Funny or Die blog and Matty and Lindy were two of the friends mentioned in her story. They have passed down to me the true power of margaroos... Seriously, don't have that third 'roo. By the time I got home at 9, I was completely plastered. I was passed out by 10.

Saturday morning I woke up to film a sketch for Channel 101 with Kendall. We did bit parts for my friend Jim's sketch series "Making Mistakes". After that we came back to my house and filled up a couple hours with hula hooping, fetch with Wagandstuff and filming. Kendall and I did a Steve Aoki/Cory Kennedy bit for the Monday To Do List. Granted, they are both kind of obscure for the mainstream population, but I hope it is funny to people who don't even know who they are. After that I had improv followed by a night out on the town.

This morning I started the day with the news that I had been selected to perform in Worst Laid Plans this coming Friday at UCB. I am SO excited to be doing the show and although I normally would blush at the subject matter (I can be surprisingly prudish about certain types of sex talk. It's the former Catholic in me...), I've seen this show before and laughed the whole way through. Obviously I would want to be a part of that. I also started my new improv class today. The class actually started last week, but I had to miss it due to the MTV Movie Awards. My class is HUGE but I'm pretty blown away by how talented everyone is, the ladies in particular. Ever since I got back I've been catching up with phone calls and making videos for the week...

Now I'm going to go pass out and do the whole "work week" thing all over again...

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ouch

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:46:45 -0700

Last night my creative director Slippy Jenkins (hahahaha) and I decided to shoot some cool shit in the installation outside of LACMA.

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Whatever we made is going to turn out fucking awesome and it should seeing as I nearly broke my arm in the process of shooting.

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It doesn't look as bad as it is, trust me. I am no wimp. I'm the kind of girl who wakes up with bruises and bumps regularly. I don't even noticed when I whack myself most of the time, but last night I was beasted by an art installation. Beasted. That welt is BASEBALL sized and muti-dimensional.

Today I'm going to the MTV Movie Awards with my boss which has the potential to be awesome or painful, depending on the heat and whether or not Dane Cook is there.

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honestly

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:55:01 -0700

I'm going to go ahead and conceed to the fact that I had no idea how fetishy this little video would turn out. I feel like I just made two minutes of jack-off material for pastriphiliacs or something.

Oh well, I'll let them have it. They've been denied since those horrible 30 seconds in American Pie.

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confession

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:39:18 -0700

I never watched American Idol before this season, and I only started because I am required to for work. Well, let me tell you...

I have sat here with my TiVo every Wednesday morning for like, 20-something weeks and bawled my eyes out at every single episode. It's a magical show, that American Idol. It gets me in all the right places.

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reclaimed

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:21:05 -0700

I just convinced Mark to use "Cunt" instead of "C-word" in a headline.

Here's why:

CUNT!

This looks like the most fun school ever!

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some links for your face to look at

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:48:16 -0700

Spiegs made it into Variety today. And not because he was involved in an underage sex slave scandal with various studio heads, as I have long predicted. You win, Spiegs! You win!

I made this bomb-ass mash up. It would be out of character for me to brag, but... suck my dick, I'm awesome.

NotHired is my fave new blog. I always expect to see some of my own coverletters from last year when I was unemployed and just really phoning it in.

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is it just me?

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:46:30 -0700

Go to Defamer and look at the video still I picked for this post.

Every time I see it, I hear this song in my head:

Morrissey - The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get

Morrissey

Randos, right?

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welcome to my office

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:38:22 -0700

you can totally play "where's wagandstuff" with this picture. His tail is in there somewhere!

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question

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:00:16 -0700

Is it odd that time seems to stand still during the three minutes and twenty-one seconds it takes to steal a Britney Spears video off of YouTube?

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