molls...she wrote Vox 2008-10-06T05:41:40Z molls http://molls.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom-full tag:vox.com,2006:6p00d4143f32076a47/tags/corey+from+australia/ these are my feelings my ex-boyfriend corey makes a comeback tag:vox.com,2008-10-06:asset-6a00d4143f32076a4700fa96a07ef70003 2008-10-06T05:41:40Z 2008-10-06T05:41:40Z molls http://molls.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom-full

Remember my boyfriend Corey?

Well, I didn't! I totes forgot about Party Corey and then tonight on Facebook I noticed I'm in a group called "COREY DELANEY IS A DEADSET LEGEND", and ya know... he totes is. Forgetting about him was just plain fucked up.

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Don't forget me like this Corey Delaney character, BTW. I can't throw parties like he can, but let's all hope to Whoever that I have more staying power. If I can work like he can party, I'll be OK.


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]]> an open letter to my new imaginary bf corey tag:vox.com,2008-01-15:asset-6a00d4143f32076a4700e398d288f30003 2008-01-15T04:10:48Z 2008-01-15T06:01:43Z molls http://molls.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom-full

One of my favorite websites to read from an outsider's perspective is Hipster Runoff. I have no Hipster Credibility, I know that. Refusing to match my brightly colored clothes doesn't make me a hipster. Not showering or brushing my hair doesn't make me a hipster. The fact that I usually show up to work on time definitely contributes to the fact that I am not a hipster... BUT! I honestly do enjoy what they do, those stylish kids with their crazy nose drugs.

I think only one other thing on the site has moved me to post it before, their New Year's message. Otherwise, I'm hesitant to comment on what they do because I'm afraid I will reread this blog in five years and hate myself for one reason or another, but most likely because I'd either feel too harsh or hypocritical... but this I can post because it's fucking awesome.

Today, as a duel installment in their "WHERE DA PARTY AT?" and "MYSPACER WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT" series, they posted the video of this young dude Corey, who threw one of the biggest house parties Australia as ever seen.

Watch the video and then read my open letter to him below:

A Current Affair - Monday 14th January 2008
A Current Affair - Monday 14th January 2008


Dear Corey,

You are fucking awesome. I love your glasses and I think you made the right decision to keep them on. Screw those guys, right? If they can't handle your glasses, then they can't handle you. And if they can't handle a little automobile destruction and a twenty thousand dollar (18,017.26 USD) fine, then they can find a new neighborhood. Why? (As if I have to tell you!) Because that's where you live, Corey. And all you're trying to do is party and what's more chill than partying?

Also, I must commend your bold decision to ignore your parents who are probably terrified that the home that they have worked their whole lives to afford has been destroyed. I'm sure they are worried about you, but not as worried as you are for yourself, so that's good. Hey, as far as I see it, this is your vacation from them. You're sixteen, Cores?!? Take it from someone who recently turned twenty-four and just worked a thirteen hour workday: of all the years of all my life, sixteen was by far the most difficult. I had homework, like, everyday and I even had to figure out what to wear to my Confirmation. Do what you need to do to get by, man. Anything that makes it easier to just be you.

Keep it positive in '08!

Love,

Molls

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