6 posts tagged “cool”

1) I am devastated that Susan Miller hasn't updated with my December horoscope yet. It's like she doesn't post them until she knows I've paid my rent, which is something I guess I'll have to do tomorrow. Fuck. Thanks, Susan. Thanks a lot. I thought you said I have Pluto in my sign for 15 years. I thought that meant something to you.

2) I have a meeting with MTV tomorrow. I figured I probably shouldn't blog about it, but then I was like "They would have told you not to blog about it if you weren't allowed to and they know they're working with loud-mouth bloggers and internet assholes, right?" So yeah, that's what I'm doing tomorrow. And I'm nervous. Not for the meeting, but for the waking up in the morning part. I don't like getting out of bed and I hate showering in the morning even more. Double whammy! Anyway, I think MTV is pretty mainstream exciting. That's something people back home will be pumped to read. MTV, you guys. Like Pimp My Ride and shit.

3) I have blown about remembering fantastical creature updates. I will try and do better this month.

The volume thang makes me look wonderfully plump and fat, which I don't mind at all because there's no one at school to look attractive to for. When Kevin Arnold starts attending my middle school, then AND ONLY THEN will I resort to non-creepy, flattering outfits. MOVE OVER, WINNIE COOPER.

She's the best blogger on the internet. No joke. Everyone I know is obsessed with her. I've been passing emails and Facebook messages around about her for about 24 hours. Tavi, if you're out there and your parents will allow you to speak to me, I promise not to discuss anything with you that anyone would regret.

I think we can learn a lot from each other. I feel the same way about Kevin, but I'll definitely, DEFINITELY let you have him because I'm way too old for Fred Savage circa-The Wonder Years.

yeah. and it's awesome, too.

That was the exact time someone from Cool, California was reading my blog. This place ain't even for reals!