molls...she wrote

and then i dumped a bunch of toxic waste on a pen full of baby animals

2008-03-26T19:13:22Z

Outside my Coffee Bean this morning: Environmentalist: Excuse me, Miss? Do you have a moment to talk about the environment? Me: (keeps walking) Hells no! I don't even know him.

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freezing and exhausted

2008-02-05T02:45:13Z

Cable and internet has been down in my hood all day which puts a serious cramp in my work situation. I'm writing from a Coffee Bean where I was forced to crouch in the corner for about 15 minutes. My bony ass was digging into the floor and I had t...

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...and they were really mad about the gin-infused deodorant called "nestorianism"

2008-01-01T22:20:17Z

"They used to make this shampoo that had tequila in it and it was called Born Again. It was great, just really great stuff, but people at the church wouldn't buy it because of the name. I think that's just being too sensitive." - A woman in a bab...

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shut up, shut up, shut up

2007-12-07T20:51:03Z

You know when you're super mondo busy and you have a ton of windows open on your desktop and you minimize your email to cross-reference something and at that moment someone decides to gchat you twenty times in a row and your computer makes that "C...

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soundtracks

2007-09-27T20:08:21Z

My Coffee Bean went from playing Paul Simon's Graceland on repeat to some Train album. I'm actually upset that I can identify the band who plays this horrible music. Graceland has been my favorite album since I was two years old. My mom took me t...

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a moment of desperation

2007-09-17T23:45:11Z

I'm in front of my office and a homeless man just passed by and raped me with his eyes. The worst part? I was thinking he was kind of cute.

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cafe audrey

2007-09-11T20:24:33Z

I've popped into a place called Cafe Audrey twice this week and while it's a little too far away from the K to call it my office, I've really started to enjoy the regulars and staff. It's an Audrey Hepburn themed hole in the wall with customers r...

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a view from my office

2007-09-09T22:43:51Z

I totally look like I cut myself, huh?

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