16 posts tagged “clothes”

Dear Laundry,

Laundry

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I am so not putting you away.

Love,

Molls

adult

I sleep in my party clothes every night I go out, but I usually remember to take my belt off. That usually makes it more comfortable/I may wear belts too often.

P.S. Saw #1 celeb crush of all time with the exception of Michael J. Fox, Adrian Grenier tonight at Cobras & Matadors. Died inside. Would have raped him if he wasn't so notoriously filthy.

Kendall and I went to that American Apparel factory sale a bit back and she just uploaded the pictures from that day. Here are some pictures of us trying on colorful spandex over our clothes:

vajay

pants

just enough purple

these are my spy pants

i want you on me

mah body

The Gawker Store is closing and I just ordered t-shirt. In all fairness, I've always wanted this shirt and it's my fave Lohan quote ever, so I know it's a purchase I wont regret for too long.

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I got a woman's medium so even when I get married and let myself go, I can still wear it. What a thinker, huh?

Here's the link to buy your own.

I'm feeling kind of sad today. Everything was going OK until a couple hours ago. Now I'm having Sunday feelings. I don't want to work in the morning. I don't want a new week to start. I was tomorrow to be a new day of the week called "Cryday". It will fall between Sunday and Monday and it will be the day of the week reserved for crying in bed.

Here are some pictures from today:

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My friend and I giggled for a few minutes over the name of this breakfast sandwich. It's the "two times" that was killing us.

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We went to the flea market. I got some blue and brown plaid overalls that were made in France and may now be the sweetest item of clothing I own, a red argyle sweater and a pin shaped like a bunch of bananas.

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Look! It's the hipster ice cream truck! I forget what it's called, but it plays some emo song instead of ice cream truck classic "The Entertainer". They sell toys, too!  Seeing the truck prompted a conversation on the merits of doing something very simple very well. I'm excited about the prospect of things that I loved as a child being updated and reappreciated.

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You know that scene in Mean Girls where Regina is wearing a track suit NOT on Friday and all the girls want to kick her out of the clique and she has the moment of weakness where she looks at them and says "Sweatpants are all that fits me right now..."?

Well, I've been quoting that all week because it's my reality at the moment. I am seriously retaining some water/twelve pounds that aren't usually there and now nothing I own fits me properly. This tells me two things:

1) My clothes are typically fitted within an inch of my life and I've put myself in this position by dressing like a whore for the last three years. There should be an inch or two of breathing room in the clothing I buy in case something like this should happen. "Skin tight" doesn't work when your skin has flab on it.

2) I need to stop eating like a moose and drink more water. I'm sure the half dozen Diet Cokes I drink daily are responsible for me retaining all of this water weight.

These two conclusions lead me to a third:

3) I need to stop acting like a depressed Jenny Craig customer about this and own what I'm working with while I have to.

But seriously: I'm determined to skank out an in American Apparel ad this year before my face completely falls and I still am physically capable of having the body of a twelve year old boy. 

This is what I'm buying myself for my birthday.