15 posts tagged “boston college”

It cost a dollar, but I think Olga the cashier gave it to me for half off. Olga is my main bitch and has been known to sneak an extra thing or two into my bag for free. She sold me a Marc Jacobs jacket (the pink, yellow and purple jacket I always wear) for only a couple bucks ($2.22 to be exact.)

Ed interviewed Colin and I last night when we were pregaming at his place.

I am so obnoxious.

Kevin and I were in Shovelhead together for four years. He writes for 23/6 now. His g-chat status lead me to this today, and as usual, Kevin is extremely chuckle-worthy. Here's one of my favorite lines, about Lil Bow Wow's 21st birthday party:

"My 21st birthday was pretty much the same. Except Snoop Dogg wasn't there. And there weren't woman wearing nothing but painted on paw prints. And it wasn't in a club, it was an in a small condominium."

This was taken after Shovelhead won the Viewer's Choice Baldwin at a 40th birthday party (two people were turning 20.) This was one of the funnest (YEAH! FUNNEST) nights of senior year and I got in a lot of trouble with my boyfriend for the pictures we took that night. I haven't spoken to that d-bag in a long time, but I still have the photographs and the memories... ha-HA!

Ryan (mentioned in the post below this one) wrote a Scooby Doo sketch in college that we performed the first semester my senior year. I gave up parts in my own sketches so I could be in this one; I really loved it that much.

Kevin is Fred, Ania is Velma, Griff is Shaggy and Jim is Scoobs. I was the only person in the group who fit into the Scooby costume as-is. Ania probably would have fit too, she's just a little thing. I still have my Daphne costume and almost wore it on Halloween this year. The skirt was so short that I'm pretty sure my face was red the entire time I was on stage.

First of all, this is exactly what it looks like. I have no idea who took this picture, as I'm pretty sure we were alone and totally stoned when it was taken.

Two years ago I went to visit my college writing partner Ryan in Tenafly, NJ for a long weekend. We smoked pot with his friends from high school, ran around New York, and ate these cookies his grandma makes in his basement. They are called "melting memories" or something. Every time he'd say the name, I'd crack up and shove more cookies in my mouth. His parents were nervous about us sharing a bedroom (LOLzzzz), so he slept in the basement and I took his bed. He had free AOL CDs taped all over the inside of his bedroom closet and his parents had a cross hanging in their room. Also, his mom has a sign above their back door that says "Back door guests are the best guests". I probably made a few jokes about his mother being an anal whore, which she is not. Actually, she's a very nice lady. It was a fun weekend.

Yes, I used to be blond.

I no longer give in to the munchies ever. They are simply a mind trick, and if you give in you will end up like Carnie Wilson, I swear to you. I read an article with her in which she laid out that the only reason she used to be completely obese was because she used to get blazed and eat her face off. That pretty much kept my hand out of the Cheeze-It box. If guilt doesn't get you, vanity will.