10 posts tagged “blogging”
You’re not mistaking yourselves, that is indeed the worst Photoshop project ever. Maybe I should stay away from the internet.
I was thinking about the buddy cop genre in relation to tumblr. Who would be the Crockett and Tubbs, the Tango and Cash, the Chan and Tucker (oh man) of the tumblr world? I have at least three or four favorite duos on this space. And they all have something that none of the buddy cop movies that I’ve seen have: boobs.
I apologize profusely for the terrible photoshop job, but here’s Kendall and Molly. Everybody probably met Molly yesterday and learned that Mary Rambin does hate what she wore, but they both have rad tumblrs: here and there. They post videos of whatever they feel like talking about, and sometimes engage in karate (well at least Molly does). The only thing missing from this buddy cop duo is the actual crime fighting, but otherwise, good job.
There are others, surely, but the bottom line is, the ladies of tumblr are setting it off. Like rocket ships. Dudes gotta step up their game, not as a matter of any sort of competition, ladies. We just gotta do it, and do it right.
AND
PUN!
Tonight I cleaned my room and moved my bed. Moving furniture makes a monumental difference in your living situation and if you're ever feeling like you're in a rut, I suggest you do it. It's amazing how something as simple as waking up on on the other side of your bedroom can flip your whole day around.
That being said, I also felt it was time to switch around the layout of my blog. I went with this new style-- pretty similar, a little more color, a lot less black, easier to read. I think this one will stick around for awhile.
If there's anyone out there who wants to help me build my own site, I would totally pay you whatever I could. It would be hard to match all the awesome features you get with Vox, though. All of this stuff already gets fed to a Tumblr, but I can't commit to it over there. Something is unsettling about the Tumblr Dashboard. I'm can't quite place my finger on it.
We haven't shared a good jam in awhile, so here's something I'm listening to right now:
This song reminds me so much of my most favorite dude that I've ever dated. Absolutely my favorite.
If you aren't familiar with Emily and Michelle of Craig's List/Gawker fame, then you should acquaint yourself because they just started blogging again.
I love these delightfully silly ladies, even though I regularly confuse them.
I have to say that I am enormously turned on by the number of Mac users that regularly read my site. My SiteMeter tells me what kind of machine you're on, and whenever it's a Mac, I get a little bit excited.
You're hot, Mac users.
I just received the following message:
Hey.
When I started this blog I was all "Fuck it, I don't care what people think about me! I'm just going to bare my soul on the internet and I can totally handle it!". I never removed any posts or censored myself unless it was to protect the innocent and I made a point of making sure that everyone who reads this knew that.
Well, that was a big fucking lie, and I'm sorry.
When I said all that junk about keeping it real 100% of the time, I was drunk on anonymity (wow. wow. that's where the "whore" comes from in the title of this post. what a douchebag I have started to turn myself into. ). Then I passed around my link and it blew up in my face like jizz on a Barely Legal Slut.
I made a lot of my old posts private or available to "friends only" or whatevs.
So, join Vox and be my friend if you want to read any of the real juicy/humiliating/retarded stuff. It's easy to do and it probably wouldn't kill you to just start blogging, already... It's 2007 and even fetuses have blogs. Get with the times! Beside, it's very therapeutic... I would just recommend exercising your right to use privacy settings.
On a fun note, have you ever seen a turtle eating up close? Oh man, you can't help but just giggle and giggle until your stomach hurts a little bit. I think it's something about the shape of their mouths and how slow the whole action is, topped off by the fact that they do this really exacting job of taking bites. It's fucking adorbs.
Love,
Molls
I never go back and read things that I've written in here because it's narcissistic and time consuming, but today I was reading comments and I noticed that I had quite a few little errors in my Top Model entry from last night.
I'm sorry, I know they are annoying. I wish I was able to catch more of them too, but despite my first-class education, there are some things I've just never managed to pick up on.
Sorry, Gumdrops.
I guess anyone who reads me via RSS has a little treat waiting for themselves this morning, but the salty little post I wrote last night in a drunken rage has been removed from my public page... My first friends only post! I'm such a hypocrite.
Hey! You should read my friend Jim's blog, Stand-N-Deliver!
Jim and I went to high school together in Lexington, MA. We were always friendly although not particularly friends, but now we both live out here in Los Angeles, so we've hung out a few times to celebrate our massive success and humble beginnings... or something.
