1 post tagged “bill hader”
Hey Bill,
Well, I'm sure you're as familiar with me as I am with you, so introductions aren't necessary. Still, you're probably wondering why I'm writing to you. What could I possibly have to say? Well, Bill Hader... I'm writing to tell you that I think you may be my future ex-husband.
Here, look at this picture of you:
You've probably heard this before, but you look kinda like Michael J. Fox in his McFly years. Anyone who knows me (which I'm sure you do, loosely) knows that that Michael J. is my most favorite Michael J. and my number one crush of all time. So really, you have to understand that by waking up every day with that face, you have put yourself in this position. Fuck the fact that you're funny. Funny is a dime a dozen in this town. I'm looking for a man with the face of an angel.
So, good news: you've won my heart. Now what are we going to do about it? I'm thinking for our first "date" (really just an activity to keep us busy until it's socially appropriate for us to get married), we take apart VCRs and use the parts to build a robot/snow cone machine. Fun, right?
Call me!
molls
