molls...she wrote

my kind of ladies

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:16:19 -0700

this photograph was taken by andrew lloyd webber. ok, that's a lie.

Everyone knows Kendall. The other lady that's not me is the newest edition to my treasure trove of friendships, Alexis Hyde. Her blog is a lot cooler than mine. That's actually how we met each other. Blogging. How dorky. It's fine. We're awesome.

That photo was taken at the Edison last night. Here are some videos from night/this morning:

Hyde Meets Wagandstuff

Alexis and Wags had never met and so he treated her with the same respect he pays to all of my guests. He was an asshole.

Hyde Hula Hoops

Last night when we got home from the bar, we sat around in my living room text messaging people mean things, laughing about random penises and trying to hula hoop in a drunken state. The next morning, Alexis was pleased to learn that her lack-luster hula hooping the previous evening could be blamed on the fact that she was kinda sorta shitfaced. She's actually really good at it. These two had me laughing so hard that I could barely hold the camera.

Watch Karma Work Its Magic

After some hula hooping, we decided it was time to hydrate. We walked to Jamba Juice. The following events are best explained with this video. (I'm sorry, Mom)

Overall: Fun 14 hours with these two. I wouldn't blame you if you were jealous.

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why so soon?

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:16:50 -0700

Apparently M.I.A. announced at Bonaroo 3 separate times that she's retired now. She's only been on my radar for about two years and I feel like I got in early. What the fuckskis?

I've posted this video before but I wanted to repost out of respect for my girl. These chicks crack me up, BTW:

Paper Plane

Ahhhhhhmazing. I'll probably never see the real thing live, but I can't hate on her simply because she's brought the next best thing to my life: Those two. Really. Really. I'd like to meet them more than I would Marty McFly.

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cory kennedy

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:02:46 -0700

narf

A lot of people make fun of Cory Kennedy for basically being illiterate and a waste of so-called fame, but I think it's awesome that a retarded person other than that monopolizer Chris Burke is finally getting their time in the limelight.

Play on, CK. Play on.

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thankful for life and the long weekend

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:16:47 -0700

This has been one of the most physically and emotionally exhausting weeks of my life and I am so glad it's over, but I also never ever want to forget the way I'm feeling now-- thrilled, excited, anxious, full of passion for what I do. A year ago I don't think I could have been further from being where I wanted to be, and now I feel like I'm one huge step closer to my dreams.

I usually refuse to stop and acknowledge my accomplishments because if you stop too long, sometimes you wind up staying there... but right now there's nothing I can do but be kind of pumped to be Molly McAleer.

I'm going to take a moment tonight to eat Mexican food with a girlfriend, pop a Xanax, watch Juno finally (I know, I know, it's supposed to suck... but I gotta find out what this Diablo Cody chick people are comparing me to made. I feel totally out of the loop.) I'm going to start some of my new books, I'm totally going to drink Diet Cokes and smoke cigarettes in bed with my dog.

Tomorrow I'm hosting my practice team, shopping with Kendall and Hyde. Going out with Ed at night...

Other than two quick shoots on Monday, the rest of the weekend is mine to roll around in bed and sing Stevie Wonder songs to Wagandstuff.

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four cents

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:07:28 -0700

Picture 8

For some reason, these two comments on this video on Break.com are cracking me up today. I love people so much. Thank you for existing with me.

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baby hedgehog <3

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:38:25 -0700

hedgehog/wilford brimley

LOOK AT THE BABY HEDGEHOG! LOOKITTTTT! LOOK! OMG! YUMMY!

I've been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there's definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It's a tough call.

That's what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That's going to rip me apart inside. I don't know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he's off somewhere in his part of the world and I'm over here in mine. We won't cross paths. It's highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn't know to say hi. I am one of many admirers.

Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant.

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kim and jessie

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sat, 03 May 2008 19:23:51 -0700

Kim & Jessie

Photographed by Slippy, Editing and all other awesomeness by me.

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not to give away all my awesome ideas, but...

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:19:18 -0700

Molly fingers face

This picture represents a movie I could make. It's like Edward Scissor Hands (except it's a chick. duh, me.) and everything about the character in my movie is exactly the same (like the hair) but one thing is different: instead of scissor hands, she has a finger face.

Anyway, if you're a big time Hollywood producer or director, I'd be willing to talk to you about my idea as long as we can work on my terms. If we establish what I consider to be a good relationship, I may also be willing to share with you my other ideas for motion pictures, as well as two game shows with solid internet crossover potential. Also, I have a few funny t-shirt slogans.

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free tree made of gold planted by jeffery goldblum

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:09:41 -0700

OMGZ, YOU GUYS! CLICK THIS AWESOME LINK FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO HAVE A FREE TREE MADE OF GOLD PLANTED IN YOUR FRONT YARD BY NONE OTHER THAN A ONE MR. JEFF GOLDBLUM!

Hahahha. Suckas. I just Shanicerolled your ass.

Rickrolling is so over. You know it's coming. Shanicerolling is the wave of the future.

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just some weekend time travel

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:15:04 -0700

Molls' Time Travel Experiment

You'd have to be a fool not to love this woman.

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