68 posts tagged “awesome”
LOOK AT THE BABY HEDGEHOG! LOOKITTTTT! LOOK! OMG! YUMMY!
I've been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there's definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It's a tough call.
That's what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That's going to rip me apart inside. I don't know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he's off somewhere in his part of the world and I'm over here in mine. We won't cross paths. It's highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn't know to say hi. I am one of many admirers.
Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant.
I've been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there's definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It's a tough call.
That's what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That's going to rip me apart inside. I don't know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he's off somewhere in his part of the world and I'm over here in mine. We won't cross paths. It's highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn't know to say hi. I am one of many admirers.
Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant.
Photographed by Slippy, Editing and all other awesomeness by me.
This picture represents a movie I could make. It's like Edward Scissor Hands (except it's a chick. duh, me.) and everything about the character in my movie is exactly the same (like the hair) but one thing is different: instead of scissor hands, she has a finger face.
Anyway, if you're a big time Hollywood producer or director, I'd be willing to talk to you about my idea as long as we can work on my terms. If we establish what I consider to be a good relationship, I may also be willing to share with you my other ideas for motion pictures, as well as two game shows with solid internet crossover potential. Also, I have a few funny t-shirt slogans.
Anyway, if you're a big time Hollywood producer or director, I'd be willing to talk to you about my idea as long as we can work on my terms. If we establish what I consider to be a good relationship, I may also be willing to share with you my other ideas for motion pictures, as well as two game shows with solid internet crossover potential. Also, I have a few funny t-shirt slogans.
Hahahha. Suckas. I just Shanicerolled your ass.
Rickrolling is so over. You know it's coming. Shanicerolling is the wave of the future.
You'd have to be a fool not to love this woman.
Above is a video of Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones' stand up routine. I'm pretty sure I saw it when I was a kid because it immediately seemed familiar to me. Basically, his act is terrible but completely redeemed by the fact that he never swears and just says the word "hamburger" where most other comedians would throw in a "god day-um" or "mottthhhaaafucka".
It's brilliant. The jokes are really, really horrible but I just laughed my face off for 5 minutes, and toward the end I was holding my breath waiting for him to just say "haayyymmmburga" one last time.
It's brilliant. The jokes are really, really horrible but I just laughed my face off for 5 minutes, and toward the end I was holding my breath waiting for him to just say "haayyymmmburga" one last time.
This landed in my shmail box today and I loooooovvveeee it. Super dancy, super great. Steal it from my RSS feed and throw a party.
