21 posts tagged “art”

let's party until we puke christmas lights

Dec 23, 2008
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Ill Reindeer-Ugly Christmas Sweater by Max Neutra

This video was sent to me just now by the talented Max Neutra. I immediately emailed him back with a plea to collaborate with me on a part of The Molls Show that features me working with other artists, just like I have with other people like Slippy on stuff like my final Defamer video and this:

Plainsong

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If you also think you have the chops to collaborate with me.... you're probably right. Email me and tell me about something you'd like to work on. If we can't meet up in LA then let me know how we can execute it over the good ol' webernets and I'll most likely bite.

mcbabies

Dec 2, 2008
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we are both cartoons.

If I was in a different place in my life and I met a mysterious artist and a I had a strong enough hunch it was Banksy, I would definitely bone him.

pretty much awesome

Nov 26, 2008
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Drawing_strangers_3_by_johannady2

Well, I certainly haven't laughed this hard in a really long time, you guys.

I sent my photo to this girl on YouTube named Johannady who draws pictures of people by request with accompanying video. Today she sent me my sketch and the video of her drawing it. It's one of the most hilarious and surreal things I have ever seen in my life. The video, the music, her little bumper at the end to get more people to sign up... it's so ridiculous and awesome. Everyone should send this girl a photo.

i'll draw you if you send me your photo 3

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Awesome.

chain mouf

Nov 26, 2008
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This is the cover of the rap album I have coming out to accompany the motion picture I’m starring in. I’m playing a mislead, hardcore gangster rapper who inadvertently had chains installed where her grills were supposed to be. Because of that, I can’t actually rap, but I have earned much respect in the community anyway for both my look and dedication to the game. Then some crazy shit happens that makes up the plot of the movie. It’s pretty awesome.

Needless to say, because my character can’t actually rap, the album is just a single 48-minute track of what sounds like a deaf person crying.

via Bed Time

these should be showing downtown some time soon.

Nov 22, 2008
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Last night I took a series of self portraits with the alligator that makes it possible for me to swim. (It's a complicated thing 'cause I am actually a pretty freakin' good swimmer, but he thinks he's helping me and I don't have the heart to break the news to him that I can float on my own, so like "he helps me swim"-- wink, wink. You get it!)

all the news

Oct 30, 2008
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80G of Peter Gabriel and 90s rap music.

Thanks to my new broseph Peter for the sweet iPod hook-up. I can leave my house with out having to hear people make noises out of their ugly faces on the street again.

Today was too hectic. Tonight is the opening on Spring Awakening and I'm crossing the ol' phalanges for a Shenae sighting.

Here's some Phish. We used to listen to this song in college and be like "We're really, really chill right now. This room is an epicenter of deep thoughts and cool attitudes.":

You Enjoy Myself

Phish

Finally, I just need to say: Sometimes when you're an artist like myself, you're going to put art out in to the world in exchange for a check that will help pay your rent. Sometimes people aren't going to get it. That's fine. We all do what we gotta do. I'm willing to compromise my artistic integrity so that I don't have to fill out an application at Jamba Juice or give a beej for cash. That's my choice. As an artist.

sometimes billy zane just happens

Oct 17, 2008
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OMG, YOU GUYS! ZANE

You guys know whose bald head that is? Let me give you a hint: It's not just some Joe Schmo with cancer. Oh no. It's ZANE. Yeah, that's ZANE talking to the cast of Pussy Control: The Movie right behind me.

ZANE was at the art opening that Alexis and I went to last night with her friend Dana. I took three things away from the evening:

1) When you're willing yourself to get plastered, you can make it happen pretty quickly and off of two glasses of free white wine.
2) Models look great naked.
3) ZANE.

Let me tell ya: I don't give a fuck about celebrities unless they are this kind of celebrity. Had I been in a room with Denzel or Hanks, I'd be all "yeah, whatever-- they are just like us. Chill out." I just don't care enough to make a big deal unless it's ZANE or like, Adrienne Curry from Top Model or maybe Pat Sajack or something. Those are the people I lose my shit over. Just because I am the chick who now officially used to be from Defamer, doesn't mean I'm going to rat you out if we're at a party and you're shoving drugs up your nose or being a total cunt (ZANE was doing neither of these things.) I don't get paid to ruin lives, but I live to ZANE.